The United and City Car Crash Joke
A Man City and Man United fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.
“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends” says the City fan “I agree” replies the United fan
The City fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
“Look” he says to the united fan, “this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”
He hands the bottle over to the United fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the City fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.
“Aren’t you having any?” asks the United fan. “No” replied the City fan, “I think I’ll wait til the Police get here.”
“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends” says the City fan “I agree” replies the United fan
The City fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
“Look” he says to the united fan, “this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”
He hands the bottle over to the United fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the City fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.
“Aren’t you having any?” asks the United fan. “No” replied the City fan, “I think I’ll wait til the Police get here.”
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this is the stupidist joke ever! besides “knock, knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there orange orange who orange ya glad I didn’t say banana” idiots.
NICE JOKE
This just proves that all Man City Fans are PUSSIES
we all know that a man u fan would never touch whiskey as whiskey does not mix well with prawn sandwiches
nice one
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Whatever
United all the way
cmon the red devils
Til I Die
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big sams black and white army
man city r rubbish and BRADFORD CITY would beat them and barry conlon would headbut elano after catching him
LOL… THIS IS SOME NICE JOKES
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YOU HAVE NOW MORE STYLE…MY BOY
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