The United and City Car Crash Joke
A Man City and Man United fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.
“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends” says the City fan “I agree” replies the United fan
The City fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
“Look” he says to the united fan, “this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”
He hands the bottle over to the United fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the City fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.
“Aren’t you having any?” asks the United fan. “No” replied the City fan, “I think I’ll wait til the Police get here.”
“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends” says the City fan “I agree” replies the United fan
The City fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
“Look” he says to the united fan, “this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”
He hands the bottle over to the United fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the City fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.
“Aren’t you having any?” asks the United fan. “No” replied the City fan, “I think I’ll wait til the Police get here.”
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This just proves that all Man City Fans are PUSSIES
we all know that a man u fan would never touch whiskey as whiskey does not mix well with prawn sandwiches
nice one
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Whatever
United all the way
cmon the red devils
Til I Die
=]
big sams black and white army
man city r rubbish and BRADFORD CITY would beat them and barry conlon would headbut elano after catching him
LOL… THIS IS SOME NICE JOKES
THIS IS THE WANKEST JK EVER N BOTH TEAMS R WANK BIG UP THE LEEDS UNITED BOYZ
YOU HAVE NOW MORE STYLE…MY BOY
*** azz jok3 sukkz azz
**** you manchester utd is the best
There’s only one team from manchester AND ITS CITY XXXXXXXXX
TRAFFORD UNITED
BRADFORD CITY!!! haha conlon???? micha richards would absolutely demolish the guy an then theres dunne he would kill him half of citys team would kill that guy a mean playin for bradford i bet the guy cant even afford weights haha
nice joke
**** joke
this RIgoberto Rocha guy is a stupid **** head big up man city =]
UNITED FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS JUST PROVES THAT THE FANS & PLAYERS OF THE OTHER CLUBS KNOW THAT THE CHANCES OF WINNING AGAINST THE RED DEVILS ARE SLIM, SO THEY USE TACTICS ON AND OFF THE FIELD TO WIN. GUYS REMEMBER, WE DON’T PLAY GAMES, WE DON’T TELL JOKES, WE BRING IT,WE DO IT JUST LIKE NIKE. THATS WHY WE ARE WHERE WE ARE.
TO ALL THE TEAMS BETTING AGAINST MANU, BE STRONG AND YOU MIGHT NOT FALL IN THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE LOG.
FROM ALL SUPPORTERS OF THE MAN UNITED LEGACY!!!!!
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