The United and City Car Crash Joke

A Man City and Man United fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.

“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends” says the City fan “I agree” replies the United fan

The City fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.

“Look” he says to the united fan, “this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”

He hands the bottle over to the United fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the City fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.

“Aren’t you having any?” asks the United fan. “No” replied the City fan, “I think I’ll wait til the Police get here.”

15 Comments

By Sikkent Italian on February 22, 2007 @ 5:06 am

CANNAVAROO IS DA FKN BESTTTTT PLAYA IN DA WORLDDD

By Alex02cheney =storm on March 31, 2007 @ 7:24 pm

this is the stupidist joke ever! besides “knock, knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there orange orange who orange ya glad I didn’t say banana” idiots.

By TITAN on April 14, 2007 @ 1:51 pm

NICE JOKE

By RIgoberto Rocha on May 31, 2007 @ 7:15 pm

This just proves that all Man City Fans are PUSSIES

By Jack (who needs rooney,torres n drogba when we've got agbonlahor and ashley young) wilcox on September 4, 2007 @ 6:44 pm

we all know that a man u fan would never touch whiskey as whiskey does not mix well with prawn sandwiches

By antonio on September 12, 2007 @ 9:08 am

nice one

By Jak on September 28, 2007 @ 8:21 pm

myfreepaysite.com

By vhjlk on October 12, 2007 @ 5:50 am

Whatever

By United Til I Die =] on October 26, 2007 @ 3:07 pm

United all the way

cmon the red devils

Til I Die

=]

By Anonymous on December 28, 2007 @ 1:54 pm

big sams black and white army

By i hate manchester city on January 10, 2008 @ 11:04 am

man city r rubbish and BRADFORD CITY would beat them and barry conlon would headbut elano after catching him

By NENITA on January 18, 2008 @ 12:40 pm

LOL… THIS IS SOME NICE JOKES

By suk mi sack on April 7, 2008 @ 4:03 am

THIS IS THE WANKEST JK EVER N BOTH TEAMS R WANK BIG UP THE LEEDS UNITED BOYZ

By mohammed jowhar on April 11, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

YOU HAVE NOW MORE STYLE…MY BOY

By e.martinez on April 16, 2008 @ 6:53 pm

*** azz jok3 sukkz azz

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