Rangers Q&A Jokes
Q: Who would David Murray play in Lord of the Rings?
A: Legolas
Q: What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?
A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.
Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don’t matter, cos they’re all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.
Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!
Q: What’s the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.
Q: What’s Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.
Q: What’s the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.
Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?
A: Take yer foot aff his heid.
Q: What’s the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?
A: They’re both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely.
Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?
A: Both got Fucked by Victoria.
Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.
A: Legolas
Q: What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?
A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.
Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don’t matter, cos they’re all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.
Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!
Q: What’s the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.
Q: What’s Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.
Q: What’s the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.
Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?
A: Take yer foot aff his heid.
Q: What’s the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?
A: They’re both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely.
Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?
A: Both got Fucked by Victoria.
Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.
15 Comments
ha ha very funny
celts all the way
HA HA VERY FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51- 41 try and keep up you sad taig batards. WE ARE THE PEOPLE!!!!!!
Good Man Get Mer **** Yur Rangersssss celticcccc #1
Celtic scum.51 nd countin up ye ya bas
**** the gers
gers no.1 x
IT OK BECAUSE 99% OF THE JOKES WORK BETTER IF YOU REPLACE HUN WITH TIM,AND GERS FAN WITH CELTIC FAN. SO THANKS FOR THE NEW TIM JOKES.
WE ARE THE PEOPLE.
RANGER RANBER WAT CAN I SAY UR TEEM IS **** AND WALTER SMITH IS *** 2ND IN THE LEAGUE IS UR SPOT WE WILL WIN EVERY TROFFY POT
Gers forever f*** celtic
Gers forever **** celtic
what happened boys? can you not count past 50
Fukthe lot of The Celtic scum .. Champions 08/09 .. Follow Follow because We are the peoplee .. !
eh if i remember rangers have being for 15 years more than the hoops and theve still not won 15 more