Rangers Q&A Jokes

Q: Who would David Murray play in Lord of the Rings?
A: Legolas

Q: What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?
A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.

Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don’t matter, cos they’re all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.

Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!

Q: What’s the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.

Q: What’s Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.

Q: What’s the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.

Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?
A: Take yer foot aff his heid.

Q: What’s the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.

Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?
A: They’re both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely.

Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?
A: Both got Fucked by Victoria.

Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.