Iran National Team Wallpapers
Full name: فدراسیون فوتبال ایران / Islamic Republic of Iran Football Federation (I.R.I.F.F.)
Founded: 1920
Founded: 1920
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Ghana National Team Wallpapers
Full name: Ghana Football Association
Founded: 1957
Founded: 1957
Size: 220 KB
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Germany National Team Wallpapers
Full name: Deutscher Fußball-Bund (DFB)
Founded: 1900
Founded: 1900
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2006-2007 UEFA Cup Wallpapers
The UEFA Cup 2006-07 was the 49th edition of the European UEFA Cup football club tournament. On May 16, 2007, at Hampden Park, Glasgow, Scotland, Sevilla FC won their second consecutive UEFA Cup final. After extra time ended in a 2-2 scoreline, the Andalusians defeated RCD Espanyol 3-1 on penalties. Sevilla became the first side to win the competition two years in a row since Real Madrid achieved this feat in 1985 and 1986.
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Photo Credits: Carl De Souza/AFP/Getty Images
Info: Sevilla’s Frederic Kanoute (Back Centre) celebrates with teammates as they hold the UEFA Cup Trophy after his side beat Espanyol on penalties at Hampden Park Stadium in Glasgow in Scotland, 16 May 2007, in the UEFA Cup Final football match.
Ronaldo MySpace Layouts
Author: Football-Wallpapers.com
How to use the layout/code:
1. Go to www.myspace.com and login.
2. Go to ‘Edit Profile’.
3. Go to the About Me’ section, and click ‘Edit’.
4. If you have anything in there, copy the actual writing you typed about yourself, not any CSS/HTML coding, and paste it to somewhere that you can get it after you’re done.
5. Copy the code below and paste it into your ‘About Me’ section of your MySpace.
6. After you’ve pasted that code, go back to where you saved your ‘About Me’ writing, and paste it below all of the layout code.
7. Click ‘Preview’, and then click ‘Submit’.
8. You’re all done now!
Jonatas Wallpapers
Full name: Jônatas Domingos
Date of birth: July 29, 1982
Place of birth: Fortaleza, Ceará, Brazil
Date of birth: July 29, 1982
Place of birth: Fortaleza, Ceará, Brazil
Size: 213 KB
Resolution: 1024×768
Author: Football-Wallpapers.com
Photo Credits: Franck Fife/AFP/Getty Images
Info: Espanyol Barcelona’s Brazilian midfielder Jonatas celebrates his goal during their UEFA Cup final football match against Sevilla at Hampden Park stadium in Glasgow, Scotland, 16 May 2007.
Adriano Correia Claro Wallpapers
Full name: Adriano Correia Claro
Date of birth: October 26, 1984
Place of birth: Curitiba, Paraná, Brazil
Date of birth: October 26, 1984
Place of birth: Curitiba, Paraná, Brazil
Size: 174 KB
Resolution: 1024×768
Author: Football-Wallpapers.com
Photo Credits: Jose Luis Roca/AFP/Getty Images
Info: Sevilla’s Brazilian midfielder Adriano (C) celebrates with the trophy as Sevilla win the UEFA Cup final football match against Espanyol on penalties at Hampden Park stadium in Glasgow, Scotland, 16 May 2007.
Leeds United Q&A Jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a Leeds fan and a coconut?
A: One’s thick and hairy, and the other’s a tropical fruit.
Q: What’s the difference between a Pyromaniac and Leeds football club?
A: A Pyromaniac wouldn’t throw away all his matches.
Q: What has 70.000 arms and an IQ of 170?
A: Elland road every other Saturday.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to anyone from Leeds?
A: It saves time.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: How can you tell when Leeds are losing?
A: It’s five past three.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan with many girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd.
Q: What did Lee Bowyer say when he took a girl out for the night?
A: Fancy an Indian?
Q: What do you call 20 Leeds fans sky-diving?
A: Diarrhoea.
Q: What have General Pinochet and Leeds United have in common?
A: They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them.
Q: What do you say to a Leeds United fan with a job?
A: Can I have a Big Mac please!
A: One’s thick and hairy, and the other’s a tropical fruit.
Q: What’s the difference between a Pyromaniac and Leeds football club?
A: A Pyromaniac wouldn’t throw away all his matches.
Q: What has 70.000 arms and an IQ of 170?
A: Elland road every other Saturday.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to anyone from Leeds?
A: It saves time.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: How can you tell when Leeds are losing?
A: It’s five past three.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan with many girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd.
Q: What did Lee Bowyer say when he took a girl out for the night?
A: Fancy an Indian?
Q: What do you call 20 Leeds fans sky-diving?
A: Diarrhoea.
Q: What have General Pinochet and Leeds United have in common?
A: They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them.
Q: What do you say to a Leeds United fan with a job?
A: Can I have a Big Mac please!
Arsenal Q&A Jokes
Q: At Highbury, what is the difference between the words “disciplinary” and “football”?
A: “Disciplinary” is the only one associated with the word “action”.
Q: How come Arsenal fans don’t fall asleep during a match?
A: The smell of their ground keeps them awake.
Q: How do you make an Arsenal fan’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a torch in his ears.
Q: How do the braincells of an Arsenal fan die?
A: Alone.
Q: How long has Tony Adams played for Arsenal?
A: Donkeys years.
Q: How many Arsenal players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.
Q: What do Arsenal fans do after Arsenal wins the Champions League?
A: They put away their Play Stations.
Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start.
Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head?
A: A Space Invader.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a 3 bedroom semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call the Arsenal team standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo.
Q: What do you say to an Arsenal fan with a job?
A: “Can I have a Big Mac!”
Q: What does a 3 pin plug and Arsenal Football Club have in common?
A: They’re both useless in Europe.
Q: What have Paul Merson and a can of Coca Cola got in common?
A: Their both red and white and full of coke.
Q: What is the difference between an Arsenal fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer.
Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and a former Arsenal player, surname George?
A: One Charlie shoots, the other shoots Charlie.
Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and the rest of the Arsenal team?
A: One takes dope and the rest are dopes.
Q: What is the highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?
A. Pro-plus (sleep repellant).
Q: What is the second highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?
A: Horlicks.
Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go on holiday?
A: (Answer needed, apply within).
Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go to die?
A: (Answer needed, apply within).
Q: Why are Arsenal going to sack Wenger?
A: Because he keeps putting Seaman into the Youth team.
Q: Why did the Arsenal fan get sacked from the M & M factory?
A: He kept throwing out the W’s.
Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too.
Q: Why do Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: Why do Arsenal men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?
A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to Arsenal?
A: It saves time.
Q: Why is the pitch at Highbury so green?
A: Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.
Q: Why should you not allow Arsenal fans a coffee break at work?
A: Because it takes too long to retrain them.
Q: You’re trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
A: “Disciplinary” is the only one associated with the word “action”.
Q: How come Arsenal fans don’t fall asleep during a match?
A: The smell of their ground keeps them awake.
Q: How do you make an Arsenal fan’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a torch in his ears.
Q: How do the braincells of an Arsenal fan die?
A: Alone.
Q: How long has Tony Adams played for Arsenal?
A: Donkeys years.
Q: How many Arsenal players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.
Q: What do Arsenal fans do after Arsenal wins the Champions League?
A: They put away their Play Stations.
Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start.
Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head?
A: A Space Invader.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a 3 bedroom semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call the Arsenal team standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo.
Q: What do you say to an Arsenal fan with a job?
A: “Can I have a Big Mac!”
Q: What does a 3 pin plug and Arsenal Football Club have in common?
A: They’re both useless in Europe.
Q: What have Paul Merson and a can of Coca Cola got in common?
A: Their both red and white and full of coke.
Q: What is the difference between an Arsenal fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer.
Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and a former Arsenal player, surname George?
A: One Charlie shoots, the other shoots Charlie.
Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and the rest of the Arsenal team?
A: One takes dope and the rest are dopes.
Q: What is the highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?
A. Pro-plus (sleep repellant).
Q: What is the second highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?
A: Horlicks.
Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go on holiday?
A: (Answer needed, apply within).
Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go to die?
A: (Answer needed, apply within).
Q: Why are Arsenal going to sack Wenger?
A: Because he keeps putting Seaman into the Youth team.
Q: Why did the Arsenal fan get sacked from the M & M factory?
A: He kept throwing out the W’s.
Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too.
Q: Why do Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: Why do Arsenal men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?
A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to Arsenal?
A: It saves time.
Q: Why is the pitch at Highbury so green?
A: Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.
Q: Why should you not allow Arsenal fans a coffee break at work?
A: Because it takes too long to retrain them.
Q: You’re trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
Chelsea Q&A Jokes
Q: Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?
A: Who gives a F**K!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity.
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
A: Who gives a F**K!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity.
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
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