Ronaldo, Luis Figo and David Beckham are standing in Heaven before the throne of God.
God looks at them and says; “And so here you are to face your Lord and maker. I shall ask each of you a question.”
Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, “Ronaldo, one of the world’s greatest football players, what is it that you believe brought you here before me?”
Ronaldo looks God in the eye and says passionately, “I believe football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so Many people, from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people, with little else, who stood on the terraces supporting their team.”
God smiles and offers Ronaldo a seat to his left.
He then turns to Luis Figo, “And similarly you, Luis, a hero to so many, what do you think it was brought you to my throne?”
Figo stands tall and proud, “I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I’ve spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these commitments.”
God, moved by the passion of his speech offers Figo a seat to his right.
He then turns to Beckham, “And you, David. Presumably you just want your ball back?”
A Man City and Man United fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.
“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends” says the City fan “I agree” replies the United fan
The City fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
“Look” he says to the united fan, “this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”
He hands the bottle over to the United fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the City fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.
“Aren’t you having any?” asks the United fan. “No” replied the City fan, “I think I’ll wait til the Police get here.”
Full name: Sunderland Association Football Club
Founded: January 1, 1879
Stadium: Stadium of Light (49000), Sunderland, Tyne and Wear, England
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Full name: الاتحاد القطري لكرة القدم (Qatar Football Association)
Founded: 1960
Qatar National Team Wallpaper #1
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Info: The Qatar celebrate after they won the gold medal match between Qatar and Iraq at the 15th Asian Games Doha 2006 at Al-Sadd Football Stadium December 15, 2006 in Qatar, Doha.
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Full name: Ivica Banović
Date of birth: August 2, 1980
Place of birth: Zagreb, Croatia, SFR Yugoslavia
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Info: Nuremberg’s Ivica Banovic from Croatia celebrates scoring during the German first division soccer match between 1. FC Nuremberg and Hannover 96 at the soccer stadium in Nuremberg, southern Germany, Saturday, Dec. 16, 2006.
Full name: Arsenal Football Club
Founded: October 1, 1886 as Dial Square
Stadium: Emirates Stadium (60432), Ashburton Grove, London, England
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Full name: Liverpool Football Club
Founded: March 15, 1878
Stadium: Anfield Road (45362), Liverpool, England
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Full name: Π.Α.Ε. Παναθηναϊκός Α.Ο. / PAE Panathinaikos AO
Founded: December 1, 1908
Stadium: Olympic Stadium (Ολυμπιακό Στάδιο) - Spiros Louis (Σπυρίδων Λούης), Athens (Αθήνα), Greece
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Full name: Alan Hutton
Date of birth: November 30, 1984
Place of birth: Penilee, Glasgow, Scotland
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Photo Credits: AP Photo/Scott Heppell
Info: Rangers’ Alan Hutton celebrates his goal during their UEFA Cup Group A soccer match at Rangers’ Ibrox Stadium stadium, Glasgow, Scotland, Thursday Dec. 14, 2006.
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Nickname(s): Kara Kartallar (The Black Eagles)
Besiktas Fans Wallpaper #1
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Info: Istanbul’s supporters light fireworks during UEFA Cup Group B soccer match between Bayer 04 Leverkusen and Besiktas Istanbul at the BayArena stadium in Leverkusen, western Germany, Thursday, Dec.14,2006.
