Once Municipal Wallpapers

Full name: Once Municipal
Founded: ?
Stadium: Simeón Magaña, Ahuachapán, El Salvador
Once Municipal
Once Municipal Wallpaper #1
Size: 210 KB
Resolution: 1024×768
Author: Football-Wallpapers.com
Photo Credits: AP Photo/ Edgar Romero
Info: Players of Once Municipal celebrate with the trophy after beating FAS 3-1 to win the local soccer league championship in San Salvador, Sunday, Dec. 17, 2006.

Chelsea MySpace Layouts

Chelsea MySpace Layout
Chelsea MySpace Layout #1
Author: Football-Wallpapers.com

How to use the layout/code:
1. Go to www.myspace.com and login.
2. Go to ‘Edit Profile’
3. Go to the ‘about me’ section, and click ‘edit.’
4. If you have anything in there, copy the actual writing you typed about yourself, not any css/html coding, and paste it to somewhere that you can get it after you’re done.
5. Copy the code below and paste it into your ‘about me’ section of your MySpace.
6. After you’ve pasted that code, go back to where you saved your ‘about me’ writing, and paste it below all of the layout code.
7. Click ‘preview’, and then click ’submit.’
8. You’re all done now!

Kaka MySpace Layouts

Kaka MySpace Layout
Kaka MySpace Layout #1
Author: Football-Wallpapers.com

How to use the layout/code:
1. Go to www.myspace.com and login.
2. Go to ‘Edit Profile’
3. Go to the ‘about me’ section, and click ‘edit.’
4. If you have anything in there, copy the actual writing you typed about yourself, not any css/html coding, and paste it to somewhere that you can get it after you’re done.
5. Copy the code below and paste it into your ‘about me’ section of your MySpace.
6. After you’ve pasted that code, go back to where you saved your ‘about me’ writing, and paste it below all of the layout code.
7. Click ‘preview’, and then click ’submit.’
8. You’re all done now!

Valencia Wallpapers

Full name: Valencia Club de Fútbol
Founded: March 18, 1919
Stadium: Mestalla (55000), Valencia, Spain
Valencia
Valencia Wallpaper #1
Size: 327 KB
Resolution: 1600×1200
Author: Football-Wallpapers.com
Photo Credits: -
Info: Valencia crest wallpaper.
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Inter Wallpapers

Full name: Football Club Internazionale Milano SpA
Founded: March 9, 1908
Stadium: San Siro, Stadio Giuseppe Meazza (85700), Milano, Italy
Inter
Inter Wallpaper #1
Size: 375 KB
Resolution: 1600×1200
Author: Football-Wallpapers.com
Photo Credits: -
Info: Inter crest wallpaper.
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Juventus MySpace Layouts

Juventus MySpace Layout
Juventus MySpace Layout #1
Author: Football-Wallpapers.com

How to use the layout/code:
1. Go to www.myspace.com and login.
2. Go to ‘Edit Profile’
3. Go to the ‘about me’ section, and click ‘edit.’
4. If you have anything in there, copy the actual writing you typed about yourself, not any css/html coding, and paste it to somewhere that you can get it after you’re done.
5. Copy the code below and paste it into your ‘about me’ section of your MySpace.
6. After you’ve pasted that code, go back to where you saved your ‘about me’ writing, and paste it below all of the layout code.
7. Click ‘preview’, and then click ’submit.’
8. You’re all done now!

Merry Christmas Wallpapers

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Wallpaper
Size: 382 KB
Resolution: 1600×1200
Author: Football-Wallpapers.com
Photo Credits: -
Info: Football-Wallpapers.com wish you a Merry Christmas!

Ronaldinho Wallpapers

Full name: Ronaldo de Assis Moreira
Date of birth: March 21, 1980
Place of birth: Porto Alegre, Brazil
Ronaldinho
Ronaldinho Wallpaper #1
Size: 165 KB
Resolution: 1024×768
Author: Football-Wallpapers.com
Photo Credits: -
Info: Ronaldinho celebrating.
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If Premiership Teams Were Women Joke

Read this selection of Premiership teams and the women they are most like. Plus an extra one for a team that used grace our top league. Read on…

Arsenal - Angelina Jolie Looks good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the potential to really screw you over

Aston Villa - Dido One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really

Birmingham City - Mariah Carey Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are thick

Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes Common as muck Lancy, constantly worrying.

Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia Always looks like she might go down but never does

Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises

Chelsea - Rachel Stevens Every bit looks good from all angles. But what is she doing with that prick

Everton - Barbara Windsor Been laughing at those t*ts so long we forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good

Fulham - Andrea Corr Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with fame

Leicester City - Patsy Palmer Generally a bit crap and second rate really, but some people like her

Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee Dirty Lee

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn’t work when put together.

Man City - Madonna Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars. Nice new home though

Man United - Jordan Dominated by t*ts. Screwed by Dwight Yorke. Quite repulsive really

Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to speak of.

Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though.

Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde On the face of it a has-been but you’re quite interested in what she’s going to do next

Southampton - Kylie Minogue Sometimes you feel sorry for them, they’re not huge and you’ve got a bit of a soft spot.

Tottenham - Joan Collins Used to look good, but living on past glories.

Additional one more…

West Ham - Britney Spears Been threatening to go down for the last few years, but finally did it this year.

Fergie and Phil Neville Joke

One day at the Man United training ground, and an hour before they are due to finish, Sir Angry Ferguson says “Lads, I’m gonna have to leave an hour early. Just carry on training and I’ll see you tomorrow.” So they carry on and leave at the normal time.

The next day, Sir Alex says, “sorry again lads, but I’m gonna have to leave an hour early again. A spot of private business to attend to.” When he’s gone, Roy Keane says, “forget this, if he’s going then I am too,” and he takes off.

The next day, the same happens. “Sorry lads, gonna have to leave early again.” So Keane says, “Come on lads, lets all go home, he’ll not know”. So they all went home.

When Phil Neville got back to his house, he saw the gaffer’s car on the drive. So he quietly opened the door, sneaked upstairs and peeped through the bedroom door, only to be shocked by the sight of Ferguson making love to his wife.

Rather stunned, Neville left the house and goes for a walk. When he noticed the car had gone, he went back into the house.

The following day at training, Sir Alex says, “Gotta go again lads, sorry. Some private stuff to attend to.” Once again, Keane says, “Come on lads, lets all go home again.”

To which Neville replies, “forget that, I almost got caught yesterday!”

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