Newcastle United Q&A Jokes
Q: Why do so many housewives love Newcastle?
A: Cos they stay on top for ages and then come second.
Q: What is black and white, black and white and black and white?
A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill.
Q: Why do they call Bobby Robson Hitler?
A: Because he cant win in europe either.
Q: What’s the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver?
A: A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.
Q: Why do Geordie Supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.
Q: What do Toon fans and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.
Q: What’s the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter?
A: 3 pounds…that’s including the Urn.
A: Cos they stay on top for ages and then come second.
Q: What is black and white, black and white and black and white?
A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill.
Q: Why do they call Bobby Robson Hitler?
A: Because he cant win in europe either.
Q: What’s the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver?
A: A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.
Q: Why do Geordie Supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.
Q: What do Toon fans and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.
Q: What’s the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter?
A: 3 pounds…that’s including the Urn.
39 Comments
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wankers who ever wrote these
these are f**king **** nufc
shittest jokes ever
These jokes are f***ing shight, they can be used about any football club, especially those mackem ********!
u think ur well ard u can sear oooooo!!!
here u litle **** me and me posse are massive will chin ya stupid site who eva wrote theses most of been stoned omg!
gO aMERICA
The rest of you who wrote them comments must be about 10 or something
TOON TOON BLACK N WHITE ARMY
THESE JOKES R ***** **** LYK THEY NEED SUM BETTA 1′S LYK
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these jokes r da best hahaha safc 4 lyf lyk
newcastle are ****** ****
Frick you all nufc is the best around, twits.
GO NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
huever published these jokes are really sad n borin. newcastle RULE!!!!!
BORIN JOKES. GET SUM NEW 1S U SAD PEEPZ
These jokes cud be used 4 any club, probably sunderland scum, but u dont need 2 make jokes up about them, they do it them selves on th pitch, NEWCASTLE 4 LIFE
GREAT JOKES, WHEY **** OFF YA GEORDIE *****
these should be used on manchester unt
they no they are black they no ther white they no the red and white are *****??????????
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