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Newcastle United Q&A Jokes

Q: Why do so many housewives love Newcastle?
A: Cos they stay on top for ages and then come second.

Q: What is black and white, black and white and black and white?
A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill.

Q: Why do they call Bobby Robson Hitler?
A: Because he cant win in europe either.

Q: What’s the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver?
A: A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.

Q: Why do Geordie Supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.

Q: What do Toon fans and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.

Q: What’s the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter?
A: 3 pounds…that’s including the Urn.

32 Comments

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By Splodge on May 23, 2007 @ 12:50 pm

wankers who ever wrote these

By binlordon on May 24, 2007 @ 5:48 am

these are f**king **** nufc

By james baston on May 26, 2007 @ 10:13 pm

shittest jokes ever

By Jonny Smith on June 4, 2007 @ 10:24 am

These jokes are f***ing shight, they can be used about any football club, especially those mackem ********!

By Anonymous on June 14, 2007 @ 3:04 am

u think ur well ard u can sear oooooo!!!

By hard man on July 2, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

here u litle **** me and me posse are massive will chin ya stupid site who eva wrote theses most of been stoned omg!

By AMERICA! on July 13, 2007 @ 11:23 am

gO aMERICA

By Gemma170786 on August 8, 2007 @ 3:40 am

The rest of you who wrote them comments must be about 10 or something

By BECCA LOVES NUFC 4EVA on August 8, 2007 @ 9:54 am

TOON TOON BLACK N WHITE ARMY
THESE JOKES R ***** **** LYK THEY NEED SUM BETTA 1′S LYK
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By Sunderland til i die on September 22, 2007 @ 1:19 am

these jokes r da best hahaha safc 4 lyf lyk

By anonamis on September 22, 2007 @ 3:26 am

newcastle are ****** ****

By Nufc Ftw on October 11, 2007 @ 10:21 am

Frick you all nufc is the best around, twits.

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