Q: Why do so many housewives love Newcastle?
A: Cos they stay on top for ages and then come second.

Q: What is black and white, black and white and black and white?
A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill.

Q: Why do they call Bobby Robson Hitler?
A: Because he cant win in europe either.

Q: What’s the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver?
A: A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.

Q: Why do Geordie Supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.

Q: What do Toon fans and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.

Q: What’s the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter?
A: 3 pounds…that’s including the Urn.