Newcastle United Q&A Jokes
Q: Why do so many housewives love Newcastle?
A: Cos they stay on top for ages and then come second.
Q: What is black and white, black and white and black and white?
A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill.
Q: Why do they call Bobby Robson Hitler?
A: Because he cant win in europe either.
Q: What’s the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver?
A: A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.
Q: Why do Geordie Supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.
Q: What do Toon fans and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.
Q: What’s the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter?
A: 3 pounds…that’s including the Urn.
A: Cos they stay on top for ages and then come second.
Q: What is black and white, black and white and black and white?
A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill.
Q: Why do they call Bobby Robson Hitler?
A: Because he cant win in europe either.
Q: What’s the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver?
A: A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.
Q: Why do Geordie Supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.
Q: What do Toon fans and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.
Q: What’s the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter?
A: 3 pounds…that’s including the Urn.
39 Comments
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they no ther black they no ther white they no the red and white are ***** ???????????????????????????????????????? ??? thts y ther hav lost most of ther games hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha?? ??????? stadium off *****??????????? free tickets mackems?????????? you mackem ***** ya shud get a new ***** stadium a fink lyk
YA MACKEM ********????????? =)
nufc ******* rule
WE ARE THE GEOIRDE!! PROUND TO BE A GEORDIE!!!!!! ALL YOU OUTHER FANS OUT THERE ( DONT HATE US COZ YOU AINT US!!!!) [……NUFC4LIFE……]
safc for life nufc are not a team they should play in kids club they carnt be hordon football team and nufc make the north east dirty with the black & white tops
THESE JOKES ARE FUCKED DERE PROB WRITTEN BY SUM SUFC *** FAN
NUFC 4 LYF BRAAAAAAAAAP
sunderland are all fucked up!!!
Here man ***** bobby robson aint are manager is he yu ***** idiot its king kev
and were class wid oba owen and vid so **** Yu SHMEEEEHHHHHHHHH
toon r da bom and wid kk theyn will get into champo league nxt season
POOCASTLE LMAO THATS A JOKE IN ITS SELF. NEWCASTLE SHUD BE BURNED TO THE GROUND HAHAHAHA THEIR BLACK THEIR WHITE THEY ***** STINK OF *****!!!!!!!! —>SAFC 4 LIFE
y u sad geordie supporters even go on this websites
Funny jokes, sad, lifeless Suderland supporters have to make them up so as not to kill themselves NUFC 4 Life!!
The level of some of these replies and e-mails from Geordies just go to show what a bunch of narrow minded, illiterate, knuckle dragging joyless morons they are
Stick to things you know about rather than football….Like…….Fried food
Ugly women, teenage pregnancy,Job seekers allowance, domestic violence, ABOS, Drug dealing, nicking cars, Burglary getting pissed and assaulting passers by just for the fun.
But of course I’m sure you find these passtimes far more interesting than actually learning enough to have a serious debate or conversation about anything.
GO THE TOON! PROUD GEORDIE FOR LIFE!
EVEN THOUGH I’M IN AUSTRALIA, NUFC FOR LIFE
Geordies are fat c.unt.s
YYYEaaaaaaaaaah fat scumcastle fans leave ya clothes on nd save me from bein sick
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ALAN SHEARER AND NEWCASTLE UNITED
A ) ALAN SHEARER WILL BE ON MATCH OF THE DAY NEXT SEASON
WHEYYY
p.s ) are newcastle , west brom in disguise ?
SAFC 4 LIFE
sports direct have a special offer on newcastle shirts. 2 4 a fiver with a free box of matches
newcastle is a pile of S*** and will not be returning to the premier league
you scumcastle united will enjoy so much being in championship, you will never come back again. see u in FA cup then, if u win the 2nd round lol!
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