Sponsored Links



Liverpool Q&A Jokes

Q: Why will Liverpool never win the League?
A: They keep scoring Owen goals.

Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool.

Q: What’s is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam’s only got two tits in front of her.

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.

Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2.000.000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig?
A: Thick bacon.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.

Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain’t mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.

Q: Why did Beardsley never play in Scotland?
A: Cos he wiz afraid of the Bells (Scottish Premier).

65 Comments

Pages: < 1 2 3 4 >

By mamcita chiquita on July 12, 2007 @ 7:35 am

CHIVAS SUCK BIG HAIRY BALLS

By no 1 liverpool fan 4 lyf on July 16, 2007 @ 11:05 am

liverpool rule *** u man u fans nd chelsea fans they suk cok come on liverpool we;ll win the prem next season

By no 1 liverpool fan 4 lyf on July 16, 2007 @ 11:07 am

hu agrees wi me?

By Kizziee (Liverpool Fan 4 Lyfe) on July 16, 2007 @ 3:50 pm

LIVERPOOL ROCK MY SOCKZ….THEY ARE SOOOO BETTA DAN CHELSEA AND MAN U ,,SO HU EVA WOTE THIS **** CAN GO *** THERE MAMA …HU’S WIFF ME ;P

By bruk on August 6, 2007 @ 5:28 am

i love liverpool to death!!!!they r circulating inside my blood vessels with my blood. liverpoolfc is my life. so who ever insult my team will face a serious action. U WILL NEVER WALK ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!

By bruk on August 6, 2007 @ 5:32 am

the world number one team is LIVERPOOL!!!! so please shut the **** up.

By nbbd on August 24, 2007 @ 10:08 am

Bruk- mate couldn’t agree with u more! U just said what was on my mind. these helpless idiots haven’t got anything better to do than insult the best team the world has ever come across- the originals. WE taught the mancs, and chelski and all the other slaves how to play football. WE will remain the team who did so. Maybe the reasons theses so called ‘jokes’ aren’t funny is cos us intelligent liverpool fans (i’m not ******* mythical) know that there wasn’t any room left to insult the ManUre fans.

By yusongo on August 25, 2007 @ 4:27 am

“Liverpool FC r the ***** best man (AIG) AINT IN GREECE UNLUCKY MAN U CHELSEA AND ARSENAL WE R 2 GOOD 4 USE. OHHH YEAH 1 MORE THING 4-1 ARESNELA FANNS AND CHELSEA FANS 2-0,2-1,AND THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCH 1-0 UNLUCKY MAN U FANS I GOT NUTHIN…………… MAYBE NEXT YEAR MAYBE. TAKE CARE BOYS ”

Oh… Is that why you can’t win the premiership?

By yusongo on August 25, 2007 @ 4:30 am

There’s no need to swear, chaps

By nbbd on August 26, 2007 @ 12:27 am

Maybe it might work out better if u could understand what u mean by that first and say it over in ur head first, chap. before posting such a false, unbelievable, (even by ur standards), irrelevant, envious comment that u so hardly wish to convince URSELF of. Cos ur the only person that understands that… n p.s. its not that we can’t win the premiership, cos we’ll show u this season, its that we have sentimental hearts so we thought, as fellow teams in the premier league, we don’t want to be the source of ur severe embarrassment, so we’ll let u twats win something.

By yusongo on August 26, 2007 @ 10:33 pm

i was being sarcastically arrogant

By yusongo on August 26, 2007 @ 10:34 pm

AIG Alex Is God

By nbbd on August 28, 2007 @ 12:13 am

Thanx…well u worked it then cos i believed it…didnt help my mood lol :)

By sandeep on August 30, 2007 @ 7:58 am

we r the best…… dn’t u worry guys we’ll win the premiership

By yusongo on August 30, 2007 @ 7:36 pm

:) i am a man united fan though. i love the rivalry between our clubs but it’s only when that rivalry becomes violence or taunts about munich or heysel that i get angry. Good luck this season, liverpool.

By Redmond on August 31, 2007 @ 12:19 pm

Yeah agree with yusongo the rivalry and banter is fun, theres no point in all this hatred we are the two biggest clubs in England and i cant help being a bit jealous about how passionate the fans at Anfield are! its great in the Stretford End but most other of the other seats arent filled with real fans even the Stewards seem a bit Snooty in my opinion. the Stretford End seems to be the only place to sing and cheer surrounded by proper fans feel like the only person singing in the East stand. All the chants like Build a Bonfire are just a bit of fun but ones like the Munich City chant are just sick cant really be too judgemental though as i see plenty of idiots at OT too dont think theres any clubs that havent got a few wankers supporting them though!

By nbbd on September 1, 2007 @ 12:33 am

o..k. Well yeh the fans are the best! n yh some fans can get violent and thats not impressive. but some of the friendly rivalry (if thats even possible) is what separates our english league from all the other leauges in the world…so i guess theres an upside too.

By Destroyer on September 10, 2007 @ 1:42 am

These jokes suck………….whoever made them should have his ****** balls excrutiated and his **** cut of…..

Death to all those who hate liverpool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By BUM BOY A.K.A Andrew Fenton 22 Greenbrook close, bury,walmersley on September 10, 2007 @ 2:18 am

as much as i hate both the scousers and the chelsea scum, i do have 2 agree with the scouser when i say chelsea have no footballing history wotsoeva…but then again liverpool struggle more dan ever in the premier league…i mean dey cnt even compete with united n chelsea never mind actually winning a title.
come visit me, my address is in my name

By Nikit Kotecha 14 launceston road radcliffe on September 10, 2007 @ 2:18 am

come to my address by the way
and liverpool and chelsea are awful

Pages: < 1 2 3 4 >

Write a Comment

Name (optional):

Mail (optional, will not be published):

Comment (required):

Comment moderation is enabled. Your comment may take some time to appear.



Advertisement

Friends

Music Wallpapers
1000 Goals
Football Database
Free Premiership Highlights
eXTReMe Tracker

Advertisement

Get Firefox

Our website is optimized for the Firefox web browser. We recommend you use Firefox when browsing our site.

Advertisement




Mobile Stuff

Are you looking for quality and exclusive downloadable mobile (cell) phone stuff for most mobile (cell) phone models? Then you should visit Football-Wallpapers.com Mobile Stuff site where you can find the largest database of:
Music: True Tones, Cover Tones, Polyphonic Ringtones, Monophonic Ringtones, Crazy Ringtones, Real Sounds, MP3
Pictures: Colour Wallpapers, Screensavers, My Own Pic, Motorola Packs, Nokia Packs, Sony-Ericsson Packs, Custom Color Logos, Avatar Logos, Animated, Themes, Clipart
Java: Java Games, Java Applications
Videos: Animals, Babes, Car/Moto, Events/Parties, Fun, Love, Movies, Music, Sexy, Space/Scenery, Sports, Tekno Dance, Toons

Mobile Stuff >>