Liverpool Q&A Jokes
Q: Why will Liverpool never win the League?
A: They keep scoring Owen goals.
Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool.
Q: What’s is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam’s only got two tits in front of her.
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.
Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2.000.000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig?
A: Thick bacon.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain’t mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
Q: Why did Beardsley never play in Scotland?
A: Cos he wiz afraid of the Bells (Scottish Premier).
A: They keep scoring Owen goals.
Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool.
Q: What’s is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam’s only got two tits in front of her.
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.
Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2.000.000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig?
A: Thick bacon.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain’t mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
Q: Why did Beardsley never play in Scotland?
A: Cos he wiz afraid of the Bells (Scottish Premier).
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Again Gerrard
haha liverpool cant win **** hahahah
ahem just by the way liverpool just LOST the champs league finale
**** u liverpool de best
stupid English jokes. I am not a liverpool fun but your jokes is the worst, original ENGLISH jokes .
man these are heeps kool
…. ill use this on my friend coz he loves liverpool 
Chelsea fc for life ! ! ! ! !
l pool rr ***** they rr very stuffy chelsea til i die
LIVERPOOL FC FOR LIFE CHELSEA SCUM!
Liverpool is the best. NO chelshit!
LFC rock man have u seen their new kit its sikk oh yh arsenal chelsea and man u suk cause AIG ( Alex Is ***!) they suk man
SCOUSERS NEVER WALK ALONE, WHEN WE DONT HV ANY CUP TO HOLD WE HOLD THE RED DRAGONS EVER HIGH WITH ITS HISTORY.
Liverpool FC r the ***** best man (AIG) AINT IN GREECE UNLUCKY MAN U CHELSEA AND ARSENAL WE R 2 GOOD 4 USE. OHHH YEAH 1 MORE THING 4-1 ARESNELA FANNS AND CHELSEA FANS 2-0,2-1,AND THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCH 1-0 UNLUCKY MAN U FANS I GOT NUTHIN…………… MAYBE NEXT YEAR MAYBE. TAKE CARE BOYS
remember werever u may be chelsea aint got no history 18 league cups an 5 champs leagues dats wat we call history LIVERPOOL
1) 5 champ legs 2)18 legs 3)**** of chelski man u and at least arsenal r gud all a bunch of divers
The Joke about Liverpool is very funny. And I love Liverpool because is my fans and it was a great team and they always wins in the EPL, Champions League, FA Cup and so on……. the player in Liverpool I like Gerrard, Crouch, Kuyt, M. Gonzalez, Riise, Alonso, Agger, Louis Garcia.
I LOVE LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE CHEEK! LFC ARE THE BEST EVA
all of the jokes are **** man u are the ones u should be makin jokes about
how the **** can chelsea supporters laugh at us.the only fans they get at stamford bridge are rich ***** for buisness meetings cos the suposed truesupporters cant even be arsed payin a little extra for tickets!!!!
an untied only fill an 75000 seater stadium because the supporters a thick twats who arnt clever enough to get a job so they jus go the game an go for a piss up instead
tramadol
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