Liverpool Q&A Jokes
Q: Why will Liverpool never win the League?
A: They keep scoring Owen goals.
Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool.
Q: What’s is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam’s only got two tits in front of her.
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.
Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2.000.000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig?
A: Thick bacon.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain’t mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
Q: Why did Beardsley never play in Scotland?
A: Cos he wiz afraid of the Bells (Scottish Premier).
A: They keep scoring Owen goals.
Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool.
Q: What’s is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam’s only got two tits in front of her.
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.
Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2.000.000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig?
A: Thick bacon.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain’t mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
Q: Why did Beardsley never play in Scotland?
A: Cos he wiz afraid of the Bells (Scottish Premier).
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SCOUSERS NEVER WALK ALONE, WHEN WE DONT HV ANY CUP TO HOLD WE HOLD THE RED DRAGONS EVER HIGH WITH ITS HISTORY.
Liverpool FC r the ***** best man (AIG) AINT IN GREECE UNLUCKY MAN U CHELSEA AND ARSENAL WE R 2 GOOD 4 USE. OHHH YEAH 1 MORE THING 4-1 ARESNELA FANNS AND CHELSEA FANS 2-0,2-1,AND THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCH 1-0 UNLUCKY MAN U FANS I GOT NUTHIN…………… MAYBE NEXT YEAR MAYBE. TAKE CARE BOYS
remember werever u may be chelsea aint got no history 18 league cups an 5 champs leagues dats wat we call history LIVERPOOL
1) 5 champ legs 2)18 legs 3)**** of chelski man u and at least arsenal r gud all a bunch of divers
The Joke about Liverpool is very funny. And I love Liverpool because is my fans and it was a great team and they always wins in the EPL, Champions League, FA Cup and so on……. the player in Liverpool I like Gerrard, Crouch, Kuyt, M. Gonzalez, Riise, Alonso, Agger, Louis Garcia.
I LOVE LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE CHEEK! LFC ARE THE BEST EVA
all of the jokes are **** man u are the ones u should be makin jokes about
how the **** can chelsea supporters laugh at us.the only fans they get at stamford bridge are rich ***** for buisness meetings cos the suposed truesupporters cant even be arsed payin a little extra for tickets!!!!
an untied only fill an 75000 seater stadium because the supporters a thick twats who arnt clever enough to get a job so they jus go the game an go for a piss up instead
tramadol
CHIVAS SUCK BIG HAIRY BALLS
liverpool rule *** u man u fans nd chelsea fans they suk cok come on liverpool we;ll win the prem next season
hu agrees wi me?
LIVERPOOL ROCK MY SOCKZ….THEY ARE SOOOO BETTA DAN CHELSEA AND MAN U ,,SO HU EVA WOTE THIS **** CAN GO *** THERE MAMA …HU’S WIFF ME ;P
i love liverpool to death!!!!they r circulating inside my blood vessels with my blood. liverpoolfc is my life. so who ever insult my team will face a serious action. U WILL NEVER WALK ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
the world number one team is LIVERPOOL!!!! so please shut the **** up.
Bruk- mate couldn’t agree with u more! U just said what was on my mind. these helpless idiots haven’t got anything better to do than insult the best team the world has ever come across- the originals. WE taught the mancs, and chelski and all the other slaves how to play football. WE will remain the team who did so. Maybe the reasons theses so called ‘jokes’ aren’t funny is cos us intelligent liverpool fans (i’m not ******* mythical) know that there wasn’t any room left to insult the ManUre fans.
“Liverpool FC r the ***** best man (AIG) AINT IN GREECE UNLUCKY MAN U CHELSEA AND ARSENAL WE R 2 GOOD 4 USE. OHHH YEAH 1 MORE THING 4-1 ARESNELA FANNS AND CHELSEA FANS 2-0,2-1,AND THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCH 1-0 UNLUCKY MAN U FANS I GOT NUTHIN…………… MAYBE NEXT YEAR MAYBE. TAKE CARE BOYS ”
Oh… Is that why you can’t win the premiership?
There’s no need to swear, chaps
Maybe it might work out better if u could understand what u mean by that first and say it over in ur head first, chap. before posting such a false, unbelievable, (even by ur standards), irrelevant, envious comment that u so hardly wish to convince URSELF of. Cos ur the only person that understands that… n p.s. its not that we can’t win the premiership, cos we’ll show u this season, its that we have sentimental hearts so we thought, as fellow teams in the premier league, we don’t want to be the source of ur severe embarrassment, so we’ll let u twats win something.
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