Liverpool Q&A Jokes

Q: Why will Liverpool never win the League?
A: They keep scoring Owen goals.

Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool.

Q: What’s is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam’s only got two tits in front of her.

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.

Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2.000.000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig?
A: Thick bacon.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.

Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain’t mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.

Q: Why did Beardsley never play in Scotland?
A: Cos he wiz afraid of the Bells (Scottish Premier).

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By Nikit Kotecha 14 launceston road radcliffe on September 10, 2007 @ 2:18 am

come to my address by the way
and liverpool and chelsea are awful

By Andrew Fenton 22 greenbrook close on September 10, 2007 @ 2:20 am

come visit my house, my mother specialises in you know wot

By Nikit Kotecha 14 launceston road radcliffe on September 10, 2007 @ 2:28 am

come to my house

By Andrew Fenton 22 greenbrook close on September 11, 2007 @ 4:53 am

hi everyone, for some strange reason nobody turned up to see my mother…she was left very disappointed. PLEASE I BEG YOU ALL, COME VISIT MY MUM AT 22 GREENBROOK CLOSE, BURY, WALMERSLEY.
I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON
ANDREW

By nbbd on September 11, 2007 @ 10:13 am

Loool pricks!

By Anonymous on September 12, 2007 @ 2:44 am

shut up wanker, my mum is a very nice person who has lots of qualities…my auntie lives at 222 church street,little lever…at least pay her a visit, she was miss world in 2005 so shes still hungry

By helloo everyone, i am teh ballboy i come in peace on September 14, 2007 @ 3:20 am

my address is in front of the south stand, gigg lane…come and get me if u can

By Guruchel on September 28, 2007 @ 8:32 pm

myfreepaysite home

By g liverpool on September 30, 2007 @ 3:18 pm

liverpool girls are the best in the country
an we have won more than anyone else
you can take the piss out of us scoucers coz we can take it not like u londners

By mishalan on October 9, 2007 @ 4:52 am

hello my name is mishalan and i love to play soccer
and i love your team you are very good players
and i love the way christiano play
i am 13 years old but i am a cool soccer player

By Anonymous on November 1, 2007 @ 1:15 pm

XXXXXXXXLIVERPOOL IS THE BESTXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

By Aditya on November 5, 2007 @ 8:59 pm

Shut the F*** up you *****!

Liverpool rocks.

Fatass Fergie’s squad only has 2 CL,16 EPL,s

Liverpool has 5 CL,18 EPL’s

By anonymous on November 25, 2007 @ 6:07 am

liverpool r da best liverpool till i die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) woop woop

By lfc fan on January 16, 2008 @ 9:46 am

whoever made these jokes r ***. they can eat their own balls and go **** them selves.
man u r full of ****. i h8 man u. and i will neva lyk them. man u r full of scum. and every body knows it.

By Anonymous on April 5, 2008 @ 3:12 am

um um um, to all u liverFool suckers. face the truth man utd is way better.we beat u idiots 3-0 ……url can say what url want about us .but we the better team……………………………………….n by the way we beat Arsenal 4-0 we did not draw with them….if url are so good then y dont url show the world???????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????????  ???????????????????????????????????

By Keagz on April 5, 2008 @ 3:28 am

um um um. y all u liverFool people talk so much????? url say that we suck but we beat u idiots 3-0 …………url just suck…..url say url are the best in the world but url not showing nothing. we beat arsenal 4-0 we didnt draw with them like u fools .so say what url want to say about us but MAnchester is the best in the world and we are showing every1 what we can do 3-0 man utd vs liverpool .4-0 man utd vs arsenal. 2-0 man utd vs roma, 5-0 man utd vs newcastle, 7-1 man utd vs roma . 4-0 man utd vs aston villa. 3-0 man utd vs fulham

By Anonymous on April 15, 2008 @ 8:50 am

if u not mank ur a wank aka liverpool sucks balls

By Anonymous on April 15, 2008 @ 8:59 am

liverpool fans are so ugly there parents named them **** happens

By Eli on April 29, 2008 @ 12:07 pm

LIVERPOOL IS DA BEST SO R ALL SCOUSERS…I FKIN H8 MAN UTD :@ GRR….LOLL GO LFCCCCCCC XXXXXXXXXXXX

By liverpool 1996- til i die on April 29, 2008 @ 5:35 pm

wat the hell all the jokes are stupid . torres is way freaking better the ronaldo if he took care of his hair more people will talk about and hell he might win an award like the player of year

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