Leeds United Q&A Jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a Leeds fan and a coconut?
A: One’s thick and hairy, and the other’s a tropical fruit.
Q: What’s the difference between a Pyromaniac and Leeds football club?
A: A Pyromaniac wouldn’t throw away all his matches.
Q: What has 70.000 arms and an IQ of 170?
A: Elland road every other Saturday.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to anyone from Leeds?
A: It saves time.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: How can you tell when Leeds are losing?
A: It’s five past three.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan with many girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd.
Q: What did Lee Bowyer say when he took a girl out for the night?
A: Fancy an Indian?
Q: What do you call 20 Leeds fans sky-diving?
A: Diarrhoea.
Q: What have General Pinochet and Leeds United have in common?
A: They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them.
Q: What do you say to a Leeds United fan with a job?
A: Can I have a Big Mac please!
A: One’s thick and hairy, and the other’s a tropical fruit.
Q: What’s the difference between a Pyromaniac and Leeds football club?
A: A Pyromaniac wouldn’t throw away all his matches.
Q: What has 70.000 arms and an IQ of 170?
A: Elland road every other Saturday.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to anyone from Leeds?
A: It saves time.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: How can you tell when Leeds are losing?
A: It’s five past three.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan with many girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd.
Q: What did Lee Bowyer say when he took a girl out for the night?
A: Fancy an Indian?
Q: What do you call 20 Leeds fans sky-diving?
A: Diarrhoea.
Q: What have General Pinochet and Leeds United have in common?
A: They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them.
Q: What do you say to a Leeds United fan with a job?
A: Can I have a Big Mac please!
36 Comments
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how can you say such things,
most leeds fans are nice people.
you make me sick
go home
i believe these jokes r rather funny but im a leeds fan so **** off n die
ill bum anyone me!
haha these jokes arnt funni weve won 10 out 12. super leeds were goin up
Leeds are making me proud to say i’m a leeds fan
These jokes are soooo funny
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS, WANK WANK WANK, LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS, WANK WANK WANK
DECEMBER 8TH TOWN ARE GONNA WALK YOU THICK *****
class jokes! leeds r ****! leeds = league 2 play offs next year! leeds r scum
leeds are completely fucki8ng **** and fans should go **** themselves
NOB ED!!! probz m*n u Scum!!
O and
By SAM on November 28, 2007 @ 2:02 am
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS, WANK WANK WANK, LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS, WANK WANK WANK
DECEMBER 8TH TOWN ARE GONNA WALK YOU THICK *****
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH U DAFT TWAT 4 - 0 suck my **** nob ed
LONG LIVE LEEDS!
and the person who rote these jokes is a complete ****
LMAO bet most of u who right **** bout leeds r all **** sofa suppotrters who dnt follow ur team. Leeds r the propa fans of yorkshire 30000 a match n were leagu1 dnt even c chelsea filling there stadium in champions league football.
Go home and DIE! Leeds all the way! XX
ah leeds are second division r’nt they
we love you leeds leeds LEEDS
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