Leeds United Q&A Jokes

leeds? who are they again, oh yeah, league 1 team, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight

**** u leeds fans and go shag some sheep

what the hell do u mean>>> who are Leeds?? errr u know thats the team with the biggest crowds. most support, and a massive club and always will be! u must be a ******* i n g retards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and shag sheep???? what the **** are you on about u stupied horrible cu nts!!!!!!

I am a leeds fan through and through i found these jokes well funny,,

wen i was young i had no sense i bought aa flute for 30
and on that flute i learned to play **** the leeds and the ira
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Leeds United All The Way My Baby Cousin Could Right Better Jokes Than This LMAO

anyone got owt t say about leeds needs t come see me coz i will knock u the *** out..leeds might be in a low league now but they are still the biggest and i have t say best in england….P.S MILLWALL NEED TO GO SUK **** ND DIE!!!

jealousy is a terrible thing

Ha leeds best in england dont make me laugh, youve been watching the wrong tv m8 i mean yer they are gud,there ****ing gud at the mo but not the best they always **** up.
ha best in England ****ing *****s

I only came on this site through google looking for a Leeds wallpaper but i have been drawn to all the above banter and discussion i dont think i can leave without my say. All you other fans can f**k off. Leeds are one of the biggest teams around, always have been and always will be. All the other fans laugh and say “what league are you in” but at the end of the day if Man UTD went from top to bottom like Leeds did then you would lose 3/4 of your fans. Whoever says Leeds are a **** team know f**k all about football!

‘If you hate Leeds United, have a go !’ Bring it on tossers, any saturday you choose, yor place or ours and we’ll cut yor throat !!

League 1:

Who cares
We are Leeds
we will follow you everywhere
we will never die

Shame isnt it cos we always end up kickin the living **** out a you haha

MILLWALL SCUM

RIGHT RIGHT
leeds all the way

were marching on together …..
nana na na nan na we are so PROUD WE SHOUT IT OUT LOUD WE LOVE YOU LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS!!!

OI IF YOU DONT SUPPORT THEM THEN WHY YOU ON HERE????? DUMB ASSES

LEEDS WHERE A WAS BORN
LEEDS WHERE I LIVE
LEEDS WHERE I DIE
LEEDS FOREVA , 4 LIFE !!!!!!!!!!

30897 PEOPLE WENT TO THAT GAME WITH LEICSTER cnt BELUVE IT THAT ALL THE LEAGUE PUT TOGETHER HAHAHAHA THERE ALL SCUM BAGS HAHAHAHAHAHA

If you hate leeds united have a go you may as well do it on here because you wouldnt dare at a stadium you soft c**ts,
Marching on together

who the *** are them ppl if they dont care about how a fuking ace team leeds are why would they come on here looking for leeds lol go shag sheep u tossers

man united wank wank wank

We are the pride of all Europe
The best in the North
We hate the Man U
and Chelsea of course

Radebe… Radebe… Radebe-Radebe-Radebe…
Radebe…
Radebe…
Radebe-e-e-e-e Lucas!!!!!

One team in Yorkshire!
There’s only one team in Yorkshire!
One team in Yorkshire!
There’s only one team in Yorkshire!

When I was just a little boy,
I asked mother what should I be
Should I be Chelsea
Should I be Leeds?
Here’s what she said to me:
Wash your mouth out, son, and go get your father’s gun,
And shoot the Chelsea scum,
Shoot the Chelsea scum.
WE HATE CHELSEA, WE HATE CHELSEA!

Who’s that dying on the runway?
Who’s that dying in the snow?
It’s Matt Busby and his boys
Making such a ******* noise
Coz they can’t get their aeroplane to go!

We’re Leeds! And we’re proud of it!
We’re Leeds! And we’re proud of it!
We’re Leeds And We’re proud of it!
We’re Leeds And We’re proud of it!

If you hate Man United clap your hands!
If you hate Man United clap your hands!
If you hate Man United,
Hate Man United,
Hate Man United,
Clap your hands!
(Clapping)

Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U!

Who the ****!
Who the ****!
Who the ******* Hell Are You?
Who the ******* Hell Are You?

oooo old trafford allways full(allways full)
oooo old trafford allways full(allways full)
full of c**** full of w****** full of b*******
oooo old trafford allways full(allways full)

Man United, Went in an aeroplane,
Went to Munich and never came back again,
Hahah!
They went on the DC7 and now there all in heaven,
They look sweet under a seat with an aeroplane snapped in two,
Hahah!

you can shove your fake ronaldo up your a***(up your arse)
you can shove your fake ronaldo up your a***(up your arse)
you can shove your fake ronaldo
you can shove your fake ronaldo
UP YOUR A*S*!!!! (UP YOUR A*S*!!!!!)

you can shove your fake rooney up your a***(up your arse)
you can shove your fake rooney up your a***(up your arse)
you can shove your fake rooney
you can shove your fake rooney
UP YOUR A*S*!!!!(UP YOUR A*S*!!!!!)

WEVE GOT MORE CHANTS THAN YOULL EVER HAVE SO SHUT UP!!!
GET A PROPER SHRT GET A LEEDS SHIRT!!!

LEEDS BORN AND BRED

LEEDS UNITED & LEEDS RHINOS

U SCUM ******** NEED TO SORT YOUR LIFES OUT

leeds united, are ****** ace, and you man u scum, are just glory supporting ***** who don’t give a **** about the game. Remember when leeds beat you 5-1? you want ****** laughin thenn was you, so whats the ******* point in taking the piss out of us, when you got the **** ragged out of you a few years ago, were the most supported club in the UK, and alot of Americans support us aswell, even Barrack ‘O’ Bama supports us, so why don’t you go shove your premiership trophy up ur ******* arse, you silly twats, alex ferguson is an old twat who needs to retire back to his farm!.

jordan gray, 14 years old!
leeds fan

Theres only one team in Yorkshire, one team in Yorkshire.
Huddersfield Town will f**king rise again.
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate leeds scum
We all Hate Leeds scum

Always look out for turks carrying Knives
du dur, du dur, du dur du dur du dur.

Billy Bremner is a blue
is a blue is a blue
billy bremner is a blue
he hates leeds scum

3 times in a row, one nil in ya cup final, two one in ya cup final, one lil in ya cup final, one nil in ya cup final.

Your not famous anymore.

go abroad, ask anyone to name 5 english clubs, 8 out of 10 will mention leeds, like it or not, we are one of the biggest clubs in england.

man united are stupid scum and all us that is disin leeds can go fk ya sen there a beast unlike man u and millwall scum

if u dont like leeds then go f*** ur self and eat sh**

You guys need to get a ******* life alright. Apart from the leeds fans. Thanks for sticking up for the greatest club ever. It’s only a ******* game. Honestly you all need help if you think like this. Plus those idiots who take the piss cause we’re in league one. Don’t know your history don’t you. Even with the problems we’re still better then
you and your wimpy i can’t take a TACKLE SO I THINK I’M GONNA TRIP OVER THE BALL MAN U AND LIVERPOOL PLAYERS.. Just wait till we get back up there and we will start from where we left off and that’s beating you ********. Your time will come like it does to all the top club. You might be great now but just you wait. The chapionship is waiting for you. Oh and by the way. Take the piss out of leeds and take the piss out of all your best players your clusb as ever had past and present that came from leeds.