Leeds United Q&A Jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a Leeds fan and a coconut?
A: One’s thick and hairy, and the other’s a tropical fruit.
Q: What’s the difference between a Pyromaniac and Leeds football club?
A: A Pyromaniac wouldn’t throw away all his matches.
Q: What has 70.000 arms and an IQ of 170?
A: Elland road every other Saturday.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to anyone from Leeds?
A: It saves time.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: How can you tell when Leeds are losing?
A: It’s five past three.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan with many girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd.
Q: What did Lee Bowyer say when he took a girl out for the night?
A: Fancy an Indian?
Q: What do you call 20 Leeds fans sky-diving?
A: Diarrhoea.
Q: What have General Pinochet and Leeds United have in common?
A: They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them.
Q: What do you say to a Leeds United fan with a job?
A: Can I have a Big Mac please!
A: One’s thick and hairy, and the other’s a tropical fruit.
Q: What’s the difference between a Pyromaniac and Leeds football club?
A: A Pyromaniac wouldn’t throw away all his matches.
Q: What has 70.000 arms and an IQ of 170?
A: Elland road every other Saturday.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to anyone from Leeds?
A: It saves time.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: How can you tell when Leeds are losing?
A: It’s five past three.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan with many girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd.
Q: What did Lee Bowyer say when he took a girl out for the night?
A: Fancy an Indian?
Q: What do you call 20 Leeds fans sky-diving?
A: Diarrhoea.
Q: What have General Pinochet and Leeds United have in common?
A: They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them.
Q: What do you say to a Leeds United fan with a job?
A: Can I have a Big Mac please!
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Posted: May 16, 2007 | Comments: 18 CommentsVotes: 1 | Average: 1 out of 5 | Rate: 
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18 Comments
how can you say such things,
most leeds fans are nice people.
you make me sick
go home
i believe these jokes r rather funny but im a leeds fan so **** off n die
ill bum anyone me!
haha these jokes arnt funni weve won 10 out 12. super leeds were goin up
Leeds are making me proud to say i’m a leeds fan
These jokes are soooo funny
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS, WANK WANK WANK, LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS, WANK WANK WANK
DECEMBER 8TH TOWN ARE GONNA WALK YOU THICK *****
class jokes! leeds r ****! leeds = league 2 play offs next year! leeds r scum
leeds are completely fucki8ng **** and fans should go **** themselves
NOB ED!!! probz m*n u Scum!!
O and
By SAM on November 28, 2007 @ 2:02 am
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS, WANK WANK WANK, LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS, WANK WANK WANK
DECEMBER 8TH TOWN ARE GONNA WALK YOU THICK *****
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH U DAFT TWAT 4 - 0 suck my **** nob ed
LONG LIVE LEEDS!
and the person who rote these jokes is a complete ****
LMAO bet most of u who right **** bout leeds r all **** sofa suppotrters who dnt follow ur team. Leeds r the propa fans of yorkshire 30000 a match n were leagu1 dnt even c chelsea filling there stadium in champions league football.
Go home and DIE! Leeds all the way! XX
ah leeds are second division r’nt they
we love you leeds leeds LEEDS
leeds? who are they again, oh yeah, league 1 team, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
**** u leeds fans and go shag some sheep
what the hell do u mean>>> who are Leeds?? errr u know thats the team with the biggest crowds. most support, and a massive club and always will be! u must be a ******* i n g retards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and shag sheep???? what the **** are you on about u stupied horrible cu nts!!!!!!