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David Beckham Q&A Jokes

Q: What would David Beckham’s name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice.

Q: What do Barry Manilow and David Beckham have in common?
A: They are both fucking useless singers.

Q: Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Roche?
A: They both come in a posh box.

Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and Posh?
A: Posh Spice doesn’t kick back when she’s taken from behind.

Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common?
A: They both go in and out of Victoria.

Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: They’ve both been screwed by David Beckham.

Q: Why did Posh Spice marry David Beckham?
A: Because he’s the only fella who can lob Seaman at 60 yards!

24 Comments

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By Paul Smith on July 23, 2007 @ 12:31 pm

why do david have a surename of beckham? coz hes a buckethead

By nausherwan on August 21, 2007 @ 11:24 pm

it was all ******* *** rubbish

By George dos Santos on August 24, 2007 @ 1:18 pm

equipe o que voce diz sobre o beckham de david e halrious.

By prince on September 17, 2007 @ 11:03 pm

you bloody ********.how dare you do this you ******* ********.

By p.n.d.r on October 13, 2007 @ 9:02 pm

just because you cant play like beck, doesn’t mean you can make rubbish, non-sense jokes about him. amatuers!!

By Ibrahim Mohammad Al-kashoosh on October 29, 2007 @ 8:24 pm

hahahahahahahahah not funny

By Man United on November 2, 2007 @ 8:01 am

Beckham is a nerd

By david beckham suxxx like shit.... on November 28, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

yo man! ur soo like the bomb!!! he’s a ******* shitass, even the australian 19 yr old Juninho can play better than him….. YO! man keep it up!!!

By unknown on January 1, 2008 @ 4:10 pm

these jokes are *** like me

By unknown on January 1, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

go becks

you heard me

By Barbie* on January 20, 2008 @ 5:22 pm

Humpf!
I’ve always thought a joke should be funny!
So, tell me…What’s it?
Victoria is so stupid that everytime I see her I feel like throwing up,but David is the best one ever!

By Juliet on January 20, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

I’m sure it was made by an Spice Girl fan!

By jasmine on January 29, 2008 @ 6:30 am

the first joke was only funny…

By forzagilardino11 on February 16, 2008 @ 7:57 am

that’s totally stupid
I love david beckham, he’s one of the best footballers in the world!! Those jokes are totally retarted!!

By paul on February 19, 2008 @ 6:08 am

ure joke are so ******* **** u dickeds

By Anonymous on March 3, 2008 @ 8:53 pm

he did not screw up da england team sukerrrr

By James Richardson on April 28, 2008 @ 3:58 am

I love david beckham and yes i mean i would tap him
these jokes are soo imature i would love to sue the person that wrote them
i think david has the nicest bum ever i wish they had a train station after me so he could go in and out of there
chow babes –xx

By Anonymous on June 2, 2008 @ 3:23 am

haha these jokes are awesome

the only reason u didnt find them funny was because he stuffed u up for england

and youre english so u dont find them funny

but these are bloody funny

been as england DIDN’T qualify for euro 08 hahahahahaha

By mohammad on July 4, 2008 @ 12:43 am

david

By Tony on October 28, 2008 @ 11:02 am

Lol. Those are good jokes, the Beckham and Barry Manilow one was funny but i was quite amused at the Seamen one too XD.

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