David Beckham Q&A Jokes
Q: What would David Beckham’s name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice.
Q: What do Barry Manilow and David Beckham have in common?
A: They are both fucking useless singers.
Q: Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Roche?
A: They both come in a posh box.
Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and Posh?
A: Posh Spice doesn’t kick back when she’s taken from behind.
Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common?
A: They both go in and out of Victoria.
Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: They’ve both been screwed by David Beckham.
Q: Why did Posh Spice marry David Beckham?
A: Because he’s the only fella who can lob Seaman at 60 yards!
A: Waste of Spice.
Q: What do Barry Manilow and David Beckham have in common?
A: They are both fucking useless singers.
Q: Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Roche?
A: They both come in a posh box.
Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and Posh?
A: Posh Spice doesn’t kick back when she’s taken from behind.
Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common?
A: They both go in and out of Victoria.
Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: They’ve both been screwed by David Beckham.
Q: Why did Posh Spice marry David Beckham?
A: Because he’s the only fella who can lob Seaman at 60 yards!
29 Comments
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oh my god.
terrible.
haha, so useless.
boring jokes, and they’re all futile.
not funny at all.
jokes about himself, his family, and his wife, so stupid!
i’d only say, -> one of the best footballer of this world *live*
don’t try to copy his character, haha.
i know, they’re all only jokes, but that’s not funny at all.
you can made jokes about paris hilton, she’s a very stupid girlie.
but jokes about a incredible man, wo had so much reached, only barefaced.
i’m shoked.
this is so stupid david is one of the most coolest and cutiest soccer players around those jokes or whatever they are need to be more accurate or something it needs to be more relistic or something not very good at all hes the best soccer player i know and my idol jk lol
they are rubbish
why do david have a surename of beckham? coz hes a buckethead
it was all ******* *** rubbish
equipe o que voce diz sobre o beckham de david e halrious.
you bloody ********.how dare you do this you ******* ********.
just because you cant play like beck, doesn’t mean you can make rubbish, non-sense jokes about him. amatuers!!
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