David Beckham Q&A Jokes
Q: What would David Beckham’s name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice.
Q: What do Barry Manilow and David Beckham have in common?
A: They are both fucking useless singers.
Q: Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Roche?
A: They both come in a posh box.
Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and Posh?
A: Posh Spice doesn’t kick back when she’s taken from behind.
Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common?
A: They both go in and out of Victoria.
Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: They’ve both been screwed by David Beckham.
Q: Why did Posh Spice marry David Beckham?
A: Because he’s the only fella who can lob Seaman at 60 yards!
A: Waste of Spice.
Q: What do Barry Manilow and David Beckham have in common?
A: They are both fucking useless singers.
Q: Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Roche?
A: They both come in a posh box.
Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and Posh?
A: Posh Spice doesn’t kick back when she’s taken from behind.
Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common?
A: They both go in and out of Victoria.
Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: They’ve both been screwed by David Beckham.
Q: Why did Posh Spice marry David Beckham?
A: Because he’s the only fella who can lob Seaman at 60 yards!
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Posted: May 16, 2007 | Comments: 21 CommentsVotes: 4 | Average: 5 out of 5 | Rate: 
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i know, they’re all only jokes, but that’s not funny at all.
you can made jokes about paris hilton, she’s a very stupid girlie.
but jokes about a incredible man, wo had so much reached, only barefaced.
i’m shoked.
this is so stupid david is one of the most coolest and cutiest soccer players around those jokes or whatever they are need to be more accurate or something it needs to be more relistic or something not very good at all hes the best soccer player i know and my idol jk lol
they are rubbish
why do david have a surename of beckham? coz hes a buckethead
it was all ******* *** rubbish
equipe o que voce diz sobre o beckham de david e halrious.
you bloody ********.how dare you do this you ******* ********.
just because you cant play like beck, doesn’t mean you can make rubbish, non-sense jokes about him. amatuers!!
hahahahahahahahah not funny
Beckham is a nerd
yo man! ur soo like the bomb!!! he’s a ******* shitass, even the australian 19 yr old Juninho can play better than him….. YO! man keep it up!!!
these jokes are *** like me
go becks
you heard me
Humpf!
I’ve always thought a joke should be funny!
So, tell me…What’s it?
Victoria is so stupid that everytime I see her I feel like throwing up,but David is the best one ever!
I’m sure it was made by an Spice Girl fan!
the first joke was only funny…
that’s totally stupid
I love david beckham, he’s one of the best footballers in the world!! Those jokes are totally retarted!!
ure joke are so ******* **** u dickeds
he did not screw up da england team sukerrrr
I love david beckham and yes i mean i would tap him
these jokes are soo imature i would love to sue the person that wrote them
i think david has the nicest bum ever i wish they had a train station after me so he could go in and out of there
chow babes –xx
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