David Beckham Q&A Jokes
Q: What would David Beckham’s name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice.
Q: What do Barry Manilow and David Beckham have in common?
A: They are both fucking useless singers.
Q: Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Roche?
A: They both come in a posh box.
Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and Posh?
A: Posh Spice doesn’t kick back when she’s taken from behind.
Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common?
A: They both go in and out of Victoria.
Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: They’ve both been screwed by David Beckham.
Q: Why did Posh Spice marry David Beckham?
A: Because he’s the only fella who can lob Seaman at 60 yards!
A: Waste of Spice.
Q: What do Barry Manilow and David Beckham have in common?
A: They are both fucking useless singers.
Q: Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Roche?
A: They both come in a posh box.
Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and Posh?
A: Posh Spice doesn’t kick back when she’s taken from behind.
Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common?
A: They both go in and out of Victoria.
Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: They’ve both been screwed by David Beckham.
Q: Why did Posh Spice marry David Beckham?
A: Because he’s the only fella who can lob Seaman at 60 yards!
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hahahahahahahahah not funny
Beckham is a nerd
yo man! ur soo like the bomb!!! he’s a ******* shitass, even the australian 19 yr old Juninho can play better than him….. YO! man keep it up!!!
these jokes are *** like me
go becks
you heard me
Humpf!
I’ve always thought a joke should be funny!
So, tell me…What’s it?
Victoria is so stupid that everytime I see her I feel like throwing up,but David is the best one ever!
I’m sure it was made by an Spice Girl fan!
the first joke was only funny…
that’s totally stupid
I love david beckham, he’s one of the best footballers in the world!! Those jokes are totally retarted!!
ure joke are so ******* **** u dickeds
he did not screw up da england team sukerrrr
I love david beckham and yes i mean i would tap him
these jokes are soo imature i would love to sue the person that wrote them
i think david has the nicest bum ever i wish they had a train station after me so he could go in and out of there
chow babes –xx
haha these jokes are awesome
the only reason u didnt find them funny was because he stuffed u up for england
and youre english so u dont find them funny
but these are bloody funny
been as england DIDN’T qualify for euro 08 hahahahahaha
david
Lol. Those are good jokes, the Beckham and Barry Manilow one was funny but i was quite amused at the Seamen one too XD.
im meeting him at our school in New Zealand on friday
Maybe, he likes my girlfriend
Becham is the best of the best, he is realy the Eric Cantona II
My favorite:Becks
THESE ARE STUPID!
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