Chelsea Q&A Jokes

Q: Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?
A: Who gives a F**K!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved.

Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity.

Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.

Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.

Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.

Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.

Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.

93 Comments

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By Mickmeee on October 11, 2007 @ 12:46 am

Hey I’m a Chelsea fan but i can laugh at a good joke, When the rest of the world hates you, it means your doing something right.

By rude dude on October 13, 2007 @ 7:16 am

I HATE CHELSEA THEY SUCK ****!

By Emy on October 16, 2007 @ 3:25 am

ya’ll just hating

By tmi on October 17, 2007 @ 11:49 am

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By nobody on October 17, 2007 @ 2:27 pm

it does not mean youre doing something right!

By jonh ortiz on October 20, 2007 @ 7:41 pm

great chealse!!!!

By vlady on October 30, 2007 @ 10:07 am

=P~ chelsea{drogba} :X:X:X

By rinas on November 1, 2007 @ 9:11 am

ej chelsea **** all football clubs chelsea is the best go go go go chelsea (drogba)……

By dano on November 12, 2007 @ 9:52 am

uuihuih

By CHELSEA FAN on November 14, 2007 @ 2:10 am

GET ASIDE BECAUSE HE KINGS OF CHELSEA ARE COMING TO WIN THE TITLE ……. ARSENAL *****

By rist on November 14, 2007 @ 2:58 am

chelsea thanks have been my favourite football team,,,chayooo!!

By sandra on November 14, 2007 @ 4:25 pm

es el mejor equipo del mundo.. espero que sigan asi

By Dennis on November 15, 2007 @ 12:31 am

who ever wrote thies jokz can go f**** dem selves. and most of all GO CHELSEA!!!!!!

By Francisco on November 17, 2007 @ 6:57 pm

man, these jokes are stupid…all of you are chelsea haters…just because chelsea is the best club team…manchester united sucks…without cristiano and rooney they are nothing

By jenna on November 21, 2007 @ 7:34 am

PEOPLE WANNA STOP SLAGGIN CHELSEA OF THEY ARE THE BEST TEAM EVA OKAII SO GO F**K YHA SELF ALRIGHT

By rich on November 22, 2007 @ 6:29 am

chelsea fans r all ****** scum! manchester united will never die and shall always be the above chelsea wankers! Without all your money your nothin!

By fdddffdgfvfdgf on November 22, 2007 @ 7:00 am

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By CHELSEA FAN(NEPAL) on December 7, 2007 @ 9:47 pm

LIVERPOOL *****
MANCHESTER UNITED SUCKS
CHELSEA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHELSEA THE GREAT FOOTBALL SQUAD

By CHELSEA FAN(NEPAL)(BUDDHANAGAR) on December 7, 2007 @ 9:50 pm

MANCHESTER SUCKS ALWAYS
CHELSEA WILL ALWAYS BE ABOVE MANU AND LIVERPOOL
MANU SUCKS________________HIPHIP HURRAY
LIVERPOOL FUCKS____________HIPHIP HURRAY
LIVERPOOL SUCKS_____________LONG-LASTING HURRAY
MANU FUCKS_________________NEVER-LASTING HURRAY

CHELSEA THE BEST

By Anonymous on December 11, 2007 @ 7:47 am

FEYENOORD ROTERDAM!

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