Chelsea Q&A Jokes
Q: Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?
A: Who gives a F**K!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity.
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
A: Who gives a F**K!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity.
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
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Q: How do u define a chelsea fan?
A: C.ock H.olders E.xpired L.ove S.ucking E.lderly A.sses
chelsea are wank ARSENAL MILES better suck my **** chelsea fans problem solved
you didnt used to have that many chelsea fans but now you do just cuz they a good team now ***** gloryhunters
Manchester United Forward For Ever BackWard Ever,
But Chelsae Back For Ever Till Mourinho Live Chelsae
I Love United, RED DEVILS…… FOREVER lol
Manchester United Forward For Ever BackWard Never,
But Chelsae Back Ever Till Mourinho Live Chelsae
I Love United, RED DEVILS…… FOREVER lol
If Chelsea Can Change all there Time Incuding Mourinho and All the 25 Players i will like not love Chelsea
Good Day
chelsea suck. man utd is the best. good jokes
chelsea are **** just because they won barca 1-0 they think they r da best they actually suck
CHELSEA SUCKS
The jokes are EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoever ,made these should be given the nobel prize
for makin jokes!!!!!
PS.CHELSEA SUXXXXXXXXXXXXX BIG TIME
Chelsea r absolutely s**t…. they aint gettin da title bak from the mighty reds!!!
what lame jokes! Man utd jokes are better..cos they’re all true!!!
**** manchester united
chelsea rox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey I’m a Chelsea fan but i can laugh at a good joke, When the rest of the world hates you, it means your doing something right.
I HATE CHELSEA THEY SUCK ****!
ya’ll just hating
zagulka1@wp.pl
it does not mean youre doing something right!
great chealse!!!!
=P~ chelsea{drogba} :X:X:X
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