Chelsea Q&A Jokes
Q: Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?
A: Who gives a F**K!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity.
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
A: Who gives a F**K!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity.
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
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Chelsea is a team of B*TCHES ! You fools don’t fit for football! Even my grandma can play better than you do! You should start working as professional whores instead of professional football players!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
chelsea is a stupid team
i love bum
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Awesome jokes
arsenal roxxx
chelsea suck
Q: How do u define a chelsea fan?
A: C.ock H.olders E.xpired L.ove S.ucking E.lderly A.sses
chelsea are wank ARSENAL MILES better suck my **** chelsea fans problem solved
you didnt used to have that many chelsea fans but now you do just cuz they a good team now ***** gloryhunters
Manchester United Forward For Ever BackWard Ever,
But Chelsae Back For Ever Till Mourinho Live Chelsae
I Love United, RED DEVILS…… FOREVER lol
Manchester United Forward For Ever BackWard Never,
But Chelsae Back Ever Till Mourinho Live Chelsae
I Love United, RED DEVILS…… FOREVER lol
If Chelsea Can Change all there Time Incuding Mourinho and All the 25 Players i will like not love Chelsea
Good Day
chelsea suck. man utd is the best. good jokes
chelsea are **** just because they won barca 1-0 they think they r da best they actually suck
CHELSEA SUCKS
The jokes are EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoever ,made these should be given the nobel prize
for makin jokes!!!!!
PS.CHELSEA SUXXXXXXXXXXXXX BIG TIME
Chelsea r absolutely s**t…. they aint gettin da title bak from the mighty reds!!!
what lame jokes! Man utd jokes are better..cos they’re all true!!!
**** manchester united
chelsea rox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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