Chelsea Q&A Jokes

Q: Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?
A: Who gives a F**K!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved.

Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity.

Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.

Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.

Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.

Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.

Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.

120 Comments

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By Michael on June 6, 2007 @ 8:22 am

This jokes are ****
Chelsea is the best!!!
So f**k the other clubs

By Anonymous on June 7, 2007 @ 5:04 am

man utd is the absolute BEST!!!!! chelsea r jealous cuz we won WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

By Anonymous on June 7, 2007 @ 5:06 am

man united r the BEST THEY RULE!!!!!! chelsea fans r jealous cuz we won WAAYYYYYYYY MORE TROPHIES than them

By Saif on June 8, 2007 @ 1:14 am

Man…….these ppl who made the jokes…..they suck big time……..do they even know what is football……..manu were the best, “WERE”, but now chelsea are……um sure the ppl who made these jokes really watch football matches to show off nothing else!!!! u su*k guys!!!

By THE chelsea fan on June 10, 2007 @ 7:48 am

CHELSEA ******* RULE!!!! WHOEVER MADE THESE JOKES CAN GO SUCK MY DEAD FAT ****** **** ***** OF A NAN FOR ALL I CARE >:(

By sandking on June 10, 2007 @ 11:41 am

These dogs keep barking at elephant chelsea coz they know that they can do nothin else but bark.
MAN U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEIR MANAGER SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALEX — TIME TO RETIRE

By Anonymous on June 11, 2007 @ 11:28 am

same onld chelsea always cheating

By The king on June 12, 2007 @ 12:33 am

**** the one who did these jokes!
Chelsea we are with u

By NiKK on June 14, 2007 @ 2:25 am

i love Chealsea because there my favourite team and my GirlFriend’s name is Chealsea

By NiKK on June 14, 2007 @ 2:26 am

i ment Chelsea

By Man United all the way from south africa on June 23, 2007 @ 9:54 am

hahahahaha funniest jokes ever
Man United all the Way
Glory Glory
Man United
Glory Glory man united

By Man United all the way from south africa on June 23, 2007 @ 9:58 am

all you chelsea fans are feeling swaak cos we won the EPL
hahahahahahaha
Chelsea fan = A DumbShit

By Dansch on June 25, 2007 @ 2:45 am

How can you employ a chelsea-fan for hours?-
You take him in a round room and say the door is in the corner!

By Superman on June 28, 2007 @ 6:53 am

Chelsea is a team of B*TCHES ! You fools don’t fit for football! Even my grandma can play better than you do! You should start working as professional whores instead of professional football players!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

By ssm9452 on July 4, 2007 @ 6:07 am

chelsea is a stupid team

By meza cee on July 11, 2007 @ 5:02 am

i love bum

By where john to greff on July 11, 2007 @ 5:03 am

?

By h on July 16, 2007 @ 11:48 am

Awesome jokes

By Strgar on August 1, 2007 @ 7:50 am

arsenal roxxx

By billy charlton on August 7, 2007 @ 12:08 am

chelsea suck

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