Chelsea Q&A Jokes
Q: Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?
A: Who gives a F**K!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity.
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
A: Who gives a F**K!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity.
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
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who ever made these jokes should burn in hell
nah they should be known world wide lmao
abolutly amazin jokes
this guy who made it is a *******!!
hate u bitchh! you’re just jealous of chelsea cos chelsea is the best!!
who ever did is is nothing but a jealous fan that does not know whether a club plays foot ball or whether its is the hatred for one of the best coaches ever……………….. jose mourinho
whoever made these up is the best….because chelsea SUCK
NO DOUBT THAT WAS A LIVERPOOL OR ARSENAL OR WEST HAM OR NEWCASTLE FAN … YEH? …. WHOS FINISHED 2ND ? AND WHO FINISHED LOWER? WRAP THAT RIGHT ROUND YA’
Do not take all these comments for granded!!!!!!!! chelsea for ever. one team 22 extraordinary players
Da person dat made dese joke is a b*sterd! Prob a Man U fan- well we won mre trofies n bet u 1-0! Chelsea r the bst in the world n dese joke suck- dere nt even a little bit funi- dont give up ure dayjob!
helo
chelsea rule #
those are the funniest joke i have ever heard!!!!!!! Man Utd #1:)
Who Ever made these joke no nothing about football, chelsea it the best team in the world and everyone knos it.
is that all the erson hu made up these jokes can do the peson hu made these **** jokes shud get up off his fat *** n go and get a good job n support a amzing team like chelsea so the jokes are a pile of ****!!!!!!!!!
f*ck man utd chelsea will win it nxt year so don’t worry
CHELSEA! CHELSEA! CHELSEA! CHELSEA! CHELSEA! CHELSEA! CHELSEA! CHELSEA!
is that the best jokes u can make. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN UTD FAN AND A CHELSEA FAN::: A CHELSEA FRAN DOESNT HAVE TO CRY WEN CHELSEA BATTER MAN UTD!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is a load of bo**ocks coz chelsea fc are champs.wet spam are premiershiplosers, arsenal lose against wet spam and wet spam are sh** and they know they are liverpool loose against milan and fulham and i think it was portsmoth or something. and man utd just can barley win sh** and buy there way up.chelsea dont lose.if we dont win we draw
i love my CHELSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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