Chelsea Q&A Jokes
Q: Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?
A: Who gives a F**K!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity.
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
A: Who gives a F**K!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity.
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
Q: What is the difference between Gianfranco Zola and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
120 Comments
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man u suck **** n why do you think ur stadium is called the theatre of dreams A; theatres are 4 drama queens eg ronaldo B; wining is a dream u will neva accomplish hahahahahahahahahahba
chelseaxxxx
go chesea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!111m u sucks mu sucks mu sucks mu sucks :p
**** man-u they ain’t **** Chelsea iz the **** c ronaldo ain’t nothin to my nigga Drogba….
Chelsea rule for life man united fans only support them because if they didnt they’d only have stabbings to amuse themselves!! CHELSEA FOR LIFE!! true blue runs through these veins!!
YOU WON **** ALL !!! HA HA! QPR is a second hand team and I HAVENT LAUGHED SO MUCH since a fuuuuckin wop buyed ure sorry lame *** team! and about lampard mum’s com. , my impression is : U R A COCKSUUCKIN! ***
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA thats the funniest jokes ive eva heard suck that chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHELSEA #1
chelsea rule thay are the beast team in the wold
liverpool are ****
Hahaa Lmao
United Rule !!
what a load of ****. chelsea for life!
chelsea el mejor de inglatera mejor q manchester y felicitaciones a Didier Drogba juega demasiado te admiro mucho
chelsea el mejor de inglatera y felicitaciones a Didier Drogba juega demasiado te admiro
nice joke
go man utd
nyc jokes…
I like the funnies hahaha
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