Celtic Q&A Jokes
Q: If you see a Celtic fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve and hit him?
A: You don’t want to damage your bike, do you?
Q: Do you know what Celtic really stands for?
A: Celtic Even Lost To Inverness Caley.
Q: What would you call 2 Sellik fans going over a cliff in a green Renualt Espace?
A: A complete waste of space. You could have squeezed 8 of them into one of those.
Q: What’s the difference between a Tim and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
Q: What do you call a Tim in Europe after Xmas?
A: A tourist.
Q: How do you get a one armed Irish Celtic fan down from a tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: Why did the Tic fan cross the road?
A: Cos Sutton was on shooting practice.
Q: How do you keep a Sellik fan busy?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
A: You don’t want to damage your bike, do you?
Q: Do you know what Celtic really stands for?
A: Celtic Even Lost To Inverness Caley.
Q: What would you call 2 Sellik fans going over a cliff in a green Renualt Espace?
A: A complete waste of space. You could have squeezed 8 of them into one of those.
Q: What’s the difference between a Tim and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
Q: What do you call a Tim in Europe after Xmas?
A: A tourist.
Q: How do you get a one armed Irish Celtic fan down from a tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: Why did the Tic fan cross the road?
A: Cos Sutton was on shooting practice.
Q: How do you keep a Sellik fan busy?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
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–yyyer class jokes(rangers r ****)
HAHAHAHA GO GERS!
**** the celtic WE ARE THE PEOPLE!
ira ya bams *** ure durty orange ******** celtic fc
ill tell you a joke : RANGERS
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