Celtic Q&A Jokes
Q: If you see a Celtic fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve and hit him?
A: You don’t want to damage your bike, do you?
Q: Do you know what Celtic really stands for?
A: Celtic Even Lost To Inverness Caley.
Q: What would you call 2 Sellik fans going over a cliff in a green Renualt Espace?
A: A complete waste of space. You could have squeezed 8 of them into one of those.
Q: What’s the difference between a Tim and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
Q: What do you call a Tim in Europe after Xmas?
A: A tourist.
Q: How do you get a one armed Irish Celtic fan down from a tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: Why did the Tic fan cross the road?
A: Cos Sutton was on shooting practice.
Q: How do you keep a Sellik fan busy?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
A: You don’t want to damage your bike, do you?
Q: Do you know what Celtic really stands for?
A: Celtic Even Lost To Inverness Caley.
Q: What would you call 2 Sellik fans going over a cliff in a green Renualt Espace?
A: A complete waste of space. You could have squeezed 8 of them into one of those.
Q: What’s the difference between a Tim and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
Q: What do you call a Tim in Europe after Xmas?
A: A tourist.
Q: How do you get a one armed Irish Celtic fan down from a tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: Why did the Tic fan cross the road?
A: Cos Sutton was on shooting practice.
Q: How do you keep a Sellik fan busy?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
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These are funny and very true!!!! AND WE ARE GONNA TOTALLY THRASH CELTIC ON 2ND JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R.I.P phil o donnoll
BIG JOCK KNEW
Who offers the spouse for a defender??? JEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJ
Big Jock knew, HOW TO WIN!
those jokes are the worst jokes av ever heard
R.I.P TOMMY BURNS YUL NEVER B FORGOTTON WEE CHAP
FCUK THE GERS !!! WIT HAPPEND TAE YEES N MANCHESTER U’S GOT FCUK HA HA HA HA HA HA !WE GOT 3N A ROW
tell all the huns you kniow….that its gonny be 4 in a row
HA HA HA HA Am laughing at ‘we are the people’s’ comments
mohn the gers the jokes are class
we are the people
GREEN is the colour, football is the game
Rangers sucks C E L T I C is the name! Long live I N D E P E N D E N T SCOTLAND and U N I T E D IRELAND! CELTIC has a lot of fans in Serbia!
I hate Celtic More than any thing in the world
Booooooooooo
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***** Celtic
Always got yellow and Red card boooooo again.
**** Celtic ***** Celtic
Booooooooooooooooooooooo
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***** player
**** off huns.
Blue is the colour, football is the game.
Celtic sucks R A N G E R S is the name, Long live T H E U N I T E D K I N G D O M.
Rangers has a lot of fans in bosnia and in croatia and in the rest of the world!
go home scumbags
You bunch of orange ******** burn in hell long live the pope
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