Celtic Q&A Jokes

Q: If you see a Celtic fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve and hit him?
A: You don’t want to damage your bike, do you?

Q: Do you know what Celtic really stands for?
A: Celtic Even Lost To Inverness Caley.

Q: What would you call 2 Sellik fans going over a cliff in a green Renualt Espace?
A: A complete waste of space. You could have squeezed 8 of them into one of those.

Q: What’s the difference between a Tim and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.

Q: What do you call a Tim in Europe after Xmas?
A: A tourist.

Q: How do you get a one armed Irish Celtic fan down from a tree?
A: Wave at him.

Q: Why did the Tic fan cross the road?
A: Cos Sutton was on shooting practice.

Q: How do you keep a Sellik fan busy?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

10 Comments

By #1 celtic--yyyer class jokes(rangers r shit) on September 13, 2007 @ 6:32 am

–yyyer class jokes(rangers r ****)

By Kaidon on October 7, 2007 @ 6:57 pm

HAHAHAHA GO GERS!

By Gers4life on October 26, 2007 @ 9:30 am

**** the celtic WE ARE THE PEOPLE!

By kevin barry (sam) on November 6, 2007 @ 5:42 am

ira ya bams *** ure durty orange ******** celtic fc

By celtic clan on November 25, 2007 @ 7:15 am

ill tell you a joke : RANGERS

By Anonymous on November 29, 2007 @ 11:26 am

yay

By rich man on December 8, 2007 @ 9:34 am

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By We Are The People on December 31, 2007 @ 8:42 am

These are funny and very true!!!! AND WE ARE GONNA TOTALLY THRASH CELTIC ON 2ND JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By ryan the bhoy on January 23, 2008 @ 9:09 am

R.I.P phil o donnoll

By welshy boy on March 27, 2008 @ 10:27 am

BIG JOCK KNEW

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