Arsenal Q&A Jokes
Q: At Highbury, what is the difference between the words “disciplinary” and “football”?
A: “Disciplinary” is the only one associated with the word “action”.
Q: How come Arsenal fans don’t fall asleep during a match?
A: The smell of their ground keeps them awake.
Q: How do you make an Arsenal fan’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a torch in his ears.
Q: How do the braincells of an Arsenal fan die?
A: Alone.
Q: How long has Tony Adams played for Arsenal?
A: Donkeys years.
Q: How many Arsenal players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.
Q: What do Arsenal fans do after Arsenal wins the Champions League?
A: They put away their Play Stations.
Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start.
Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head?
A: A Space Invader.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a 3 bedroom semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call the Arsenal team standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo.
Q: What do you say to an Arsenal fan with a job?
A: “Can I have a Big Mac!”
Q: What does a 3 pin plug and Arsenal Football Club have in common?
A: They’re both useless in Europe.
Q: What have Paul Merson and a can of Coca Cola got in common?
A: Their both red and white and full of coke.
Q: What is the difference between an Arsenal fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer.
Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and a former Arsenal player, surname George?
A: One Charlie shoots, the other shoots Charlie.
Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and the rest of the Arsenal team?
A: One takes dope and the rest are dopes.
Q: What is the highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?
A. Pro-plus (sleep repellant).
Q: What is the second highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?
A: Horlicks.
Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go on holiday?
A: (Answer needed, apply within).
Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go to die?
A: (Answer needed, apply within).
Q: Why are Arsenal going to sack Wenger?
A: Because he keeps putting Seaman into the Youth team.
Q: Why did the Arsenal fan get sacked from the M & M factory?
A: He kept throwing out the W’s.
Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too.
Q: Why do Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: Why do Arsenal men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?
A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to Arsenal?
A: It saves time.
Q: Why is the pitch at Highbury so green?
A: Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.
Q: Why should you not allow Arsenal fans a coffee break at work?
A: Because it takes too long to retrain them.
Q: You’re trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
A: “Disciplinary” is the only one associated with the word “action”.
Q: How come Arsenal fans don’t fall asleep during a match?
A: The smell of their ground keeps them awake.
Q: How do you make an Arsenal fan’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a torch in his ears.
Q: How do the braincells of an Arsenal fan die?
A: Alone.
Q: How long has Tony Adams played for Arsenal?
A: Donkeys years.
Q: How many Arsenal players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.
Q: What do Arsenal fans do after Arsenal wins the Champions League?
A: They put away their Play Stations.
Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start.
Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head?
A: A Space Invader.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a 3 bedroom semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call the Arsenal team standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo.
Q: What do you say to an Arsenal fan with a job?
A: “Can I have a Big Mac!”
Q: What does a 3 pin plug and Arsenal Football Club have in common?
A: They’re both useless in Europe.
Q: What have Paul Merson and a can of Coca Cola got in common?
A: Their both red and white and full of coke.
Q: What is the difference between an Arsenal fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer.
Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and a former Arsenal player, surname George?
A: One Charlie shoots, the other shoots Charlie.
Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and the rest of the Arsenal team?
A: One takes dope and the rest are dopes.
Q: What is the highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?
A. Pro-plus (sleep repellant).
Q: What is the second highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?
A: Horlicks.
Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go on holiday?
A: (Answer needed, apply within).
Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go to die?
A: (Answer needed, apply within).
Q: Why are Arsenal going to sack Wenger?
A: Because he keeps putting Seaman into the Youth team.
Q: Why did the Arsenal fan get sacked from the M & M factory?
A: He kept throwing out the W’s.
Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too.
Q: Why do Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: Why do Arsenal men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?
A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to Arsenal?
A: It saves time.
Q: Why is the pitch at Highbury so green?
A: Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.
Q: Why should you not allow Arsenal fans a coffee break at work?
A: Because it takes too long to retrain them.
Q: You’re trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
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there should be more jokes about arsenal cheatin n divin
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! omstgorvlvd
I read all the jokes,most of’em was funny as ****,but they are all funny,cos its about ASSNEL(man united rulz)
aresanal sucks chelsea rules!
I use these jokes on ppl who support
LiverPOO or any other team !man united rule!
**** all of you!! you are juat jealous because you know that arsenal is the **** and you are not. stop crying over it and get a life…how about join our side…you know you want to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont even talk about arsenal diving. there are a lot of divers in the epl, none of which play for arsenal. does cristiano ronaldo ring a bell?….a big LOUD BELL?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arsenal sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liverpool RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice jokes by the way..
arsenal only sold henry to get money because arsenal sucks so bad and they need to pay losers
wtf
these questions r bollox wtf is rong wid u sad lil gimps
arsenal haha there so ****
Arsenal rocks…!!! We will bag the premiership this time for sure…!
*** en hole lol
5-1 ring a bell.
Stuffed!
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer.
Arsenal suck Man Utd rule!!!!
to by harsh, let me tell u that when did liverpool man united go out in da carling cup, man united lost to COVENTRY omg ha ha we got out in the semmi’s so we do stay in the cup for quite some time and if we played our fist 11 there would have been a totally different out come, where are we in champions league, FA.cup x ARSENAL TILL I DIE you go on about arsenal being divers, what about DROGBA AND RONALDO every time someone pokes ronaldo or even breathes on him, he falls over and pulls up his socks what a *** boy. all i got to say is WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE, WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE. If we suck, and liverpool rule should n’t they be TOP above us, oh i forgot no one can be above us becasue we are TOP AND WE ARE STAYING TOP. COME on city against the scum{man united} do it for us arsenal through my blood. x
to alex f3rg3son :-
roses are red
violets are blue
we’ve got 5 more bludy points than u
from ARSENAL
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to alex fergeson:-
roses are red,
violets are blue,
we’ve got 5 more points than you,
love ARSENAL
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