Arsenal Q&A Jokes
Q: At Highbury, what is the difference between the words “disciplinary” and “football”?
A: “Disciplinary” is the only one associated with the word “action”.
Q: How come Arsenal fans don’t fall asleep during a match?
A: The smell of their ground keeps them awake.
Q: How do you make an Arsenal fan’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a torch in his ears.
Q: How do the braincells of an Arsenal fan die?
A: Alone.
Q: How long has Tony Adams played for Arsenal?
A: Donkeys years.
Q: How many Arsenal players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.
Q: What do Arsenal fans do after Arsenal wins the Champions League?
A: They put away their Play Stations.
Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start.
Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head?
A: A Space Invader.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a 3 bedroom semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call the Arsenal team standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo.
Q: What do you say to an Arsenal fan with a job?
A: “Can I have a Big Mac!”
Q: What does a 3 pin plug and Arsenal Football Club have in common?
A: They’re both useless in Europe.
Q: What have Paul Merson and a can of Coca Cola got in common?
A: Their both red and white and full of coke.
Q: What is the difference between an Arsenal fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer.
Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and a former Arsenal player, surname George?
A: One Charlie shoots, the other shoots Charlie.
Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and the rest of the Arsenal team?
A: One takes dope and the rest are dopes.
Q: What is the highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?
A. Pro-plus (sleep repellant).
Q: What is the second highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?
A: Horlicks.
Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go on holiday?
A: (Answer needed, apply within).
Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go to die?
A: (Answer needed, apply within).
Q: Why are Arsenal going to sack Wenger?
A: Because he keeps putting Seaman into the Youth team.
Q: Why did the Arsenal fan get sacked from the M & M factory?
A: He kept throwing out the W’s.
Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too.
Q: Why do Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: Why do Arsenal men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?
A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to Arsenal?
A: It saves time.
Q: Why is the pitch at Highbury so green?
A: Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.
Q: Why should you not allow Arsenal fans a coffee break at work?
A: Because it takes too long to retrain them.
Q: You’re trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
A: “Disciplinary” is the only one associated with the word “action”.
Q: How come Arsenal fans don’t fall asleep during a match?
A: The smell of their ground keeps them awake.
Q: How do you make an Arsenal fan’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a torch in his ears.
Q: How do the braincells of an Arsenal fan die?
A: Alone.
Q: How long has Tony Adams played for Arsenal?
A: Donkeys years.
Q: How many Arsenal players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.
Q: What do Arsenal fans do after Arsenal wins the Champions League?
A: They put away their Play Stations.
Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start.
Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head?
A: A Space Invader.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a 3 bedroom semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call the Arsenal team standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo.
Q: What do you say to an Arsenal fan with a job?
A: “Can I have a Big Mac!”
Q: What does a 3 pin plug and Arsenal Football Club have in common?
A: They’re both useless in Europe.
Q: What have Paul Merson and a can of Coca Cola got in common?
A: Their both red and white and full of coke.
Q: What is the difference between an Arsenal fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer.
Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and a former Arsenal player, surname George?
A: One Charlie shoots, the other shoots Charlie.
Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and the rest of the Arsenal team?
A: One takes dope and the rest are dopes.
Q: What is the highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?
A. Pro-plus (sleep repellant).
Q: What is the second highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?
A: Horlicks.
Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go on holiday?
A: (Answer needed, apply within).
Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go to die?
A: (Answer needed, apply within).
Q: Why are Arsenal going to sack Wenger?
A: Because he keeps putting Seaman into the Youth team.
Q: Why did the Arsenal fan get sacked from the M & M factory?
A: He kept throwing out the W’s.
Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too.
Q: Why do Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.
Q: Why do Arsenal men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?
A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to Arsenal?
A: It saves time.
Q: Why is the pitch at Highbury so green?
A: Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.
Q: Why should you not allow Arsenal fans a coffee break at work?
A: Because it takes too long to retrain them.
Q: You’re trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
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