Aberdeen Q&A Jokes

Q: How many Aberdeen fans can you get in a police car?
A: One in the front, one in the back, and one on top going “nee naw neee naww neee naw”.

Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Aberdeen?
A: A leisure centre.

Q: Why did the Dons fan climb the glass window?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What’s the difference between an aberdeen fan and a Chimp?
A: Ones hairy, stupid and smells, and the other is a chimpanzee.

Q: What do you call an Aberdeen fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd.

Q: What do you call an Aberdeen fan with Five sheep?
A: A pimp.

Q: Why is the pitch at Pittodrie so Green?
A: Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.

Q: How do you kill a Dons fan when he’s been drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.

1 Comment

By Anonymous on November 12, 2007 @ 7:26 am

what is this they must be real bad no one knows who they are

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