Aberdeen Q&A Jokes
Q: How many Aberdeen fans can you get in a police car?
A: One in the front, one in the back, and one on top going “nee naw neee naww neee naw”.
Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Aberdeen?
A: A leisure centre.
Q: Why did the Dons fan climb the glass window?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What’s the difference between an aberdeen fan and a Chimp?
A: Ones hairy, stupid and smells, and the other is a chimpanzee.
Q: What do you call an Aberdeen fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd.
Q: What do you call an Aberdeen fan with Five sheep?
A: A pimp.
Q: Why is the pitch at Pittodrie so Green?
A: Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.
Q: How do you kill a Dons fan when he’s been drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.
A: One in the front, one in the back, and one on top going “nee naw neee naww neee naw”.
Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Aberdeen?
A: A leisure centre.
Q: Why did the Dons fan climb the glass window?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What’s the difference between an aberdeen fan and a Chimp?
A: Ones hairy, stupid and smells, and the other is a chimpanzee.
Q: What do you call an Aberdeen fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd.
Q: What do you call an Aberdeen fan with Five sheep?
A: A pimp.
Q: Why is the pitch at Pittodrie so Green?
A: Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.
Q: How do you kill a Dons fan when he’s been drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.
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what is this they must be real bad no one knows who they are