Aaron Lennon 06/07. A video for Lennon last season.

A video of Fabregas playing for Arsenal. (5:13)

Berbatov. A great forward player. (3:07)

Dimitar Berbatov Wallpaper #1
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Author: Football-Wallpapers.com
Photo Credits: AP Photo/Alastair Grant
Info: Tottenham Hotspur’s Dimitar Berbatov, attempts a shot on the Dinamo Bucharest’s goal during their UEFA Cup soccer match at Tottenham’s White Hart Lane stadium London, Thursday Dec. 14, 2006. Tottenham won the game 3-1.

Arsenal Football Club - Cruel banal footballs
Aston Villa - Vital loans

Barnsley Football Club - Fatal bully on cobblers - Flabby brutal colonels
Birmingham City - I’m marching by it
Blackburn Rovers - Verbal cork burns
Blackpool lose - Lockable loops
Bolton Wanderers - Now nerd bloaters
Bournemouth Football Club - Flout uncool blabbermouth
Bradford City - Do crafty bird
Brentford Football Club - Cold blob not rat bluffer
Brighton and Hove Albion - In hangover in blood bath
Bristol City - Tits boil, cry?
Bristol Rovers - River rot slobs
Burnley Football - Foul ball rentboy
Bury, The Shakers - Hey brute sharks

Cambridge United - Abducted in grime
Cardiff City - Daffy critic
Carlisle United - Ritual declines
Charlton Athletic - Clitoral chat then - Halt technical rot
Chelsea Football Club - Callous fat leech blob
Cheltenham - The calm hen
Chesterfield - Heretics fled
Colchester United - Leech destruction
Coventry - Corny vet
Crewe Alexander - New relaxed race
Crystal Palace - Repay catcalls

Darlington FC - Farting ‘n cold
Derby County - Dunce by Tory

Everton Football Club - Lovelorn, fat, cute blob
Exeter City Football Club - Bully or toxic beef cattle

Fulham FC - Calm huff

Gillingham Football - I’m a golf ball on light
Grimsby Town - My wrong bits

Halifax Town - Fix what loan?
Hartlepool - Polar hotel
Huddersfield - Rushed fiddle
Hull City Football Club - Full tallyho cubic bolt

Ipswich Town - Cow with spin

Kidderminster - Timed drinkers

Leeds United - Sudden elite - Tuned diesel - I needed slut
Leicester City - Electric Yetis
Leyton Orient - Entirety loon
Lincoln City FC - Noncyclic lift
Liverpool FC - Pelvic floor
Luton Twon - Not low nut

Macclesfield Town - Damn wife collects
Manchester City - Synthetic cream - I’m shy, can’t erect
Manchester Utd - Rent hated scum - Urine detachments - The Entrained Scum - Stained hen rectum - Scum need the train
Mansfield - Damn flies
Middlesbrough - His odd grumble
Millwall Football Club - Tall calm blob will foul

Newcastle United - Wet dense lunatic
Northampton Town - Want month to porn
Nottingham Forest - Fat hogs in torment
Notts County - On snotty cut
Norwich Football Club - Flout chronic blob law

Oldham Athletic - Macho till hated
Oxford United - An odd fixture

Peterborough - The poorer bug
Plymouth Argyle - Really got humpy
Portsmouth - Rum hotpots
Port Vale - Apt lover
Preston North End - Not the porn nerds

Queens Park Rangers - Queer spankers rang

Reading FC - Grind cafe
Rochdale Football - The drab fool local
Rotherham - Mr heath or
Rushden & Diamonds - So mad, and in hundreds

Scunthorpe United - Hedonist puncture
Sheffield United - The fluid defines
Sheffield Wednesday - Wish safely defended
Shrewsbury Town - Snowy brew hurts
Southampton - Phantoms out
Southend - Hot nudes
Stockport Football - Bollocks of top tart
Stoke City - Stocky tie
Sunderland - Nun ladders
Swansea - A new ass
Swindon Town - Down not wins

Tranmere Rovers - Smarter or never
Torquay United - Tiny rude quota
Tottenham Hotspur - To the posh tantrum

Walsall Football - Ball a lot of walls
Watford Football - Afford total blow
West Bromich Albion - I am two inch slobber
West Ham United - With nude mates - I am the new dust
Wigan Athletic - What giant lice - A genital witch
Wimbledon - Mind bowel
Wolverhampton Wanderers FC - Flame thrower now vends crap - Old Woman perverts raw hen - Worst ever home drawn plan
Wrexham Football Club - A full matchbox bowler
Wycombe Wanderers - A screwy brew demon

York City - Yo!, tricky

Read this selection of Premiership teams and the women they are most like. Plus an extra one for a team that used grace our top league. Read on…

Arsenal - Angelina Jolie Looks good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the potential to really screw you over

Aston Villa - Dido One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really

Birmingham City - Mariah Carey Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are thick

Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes Common as muck Lancy, constantly worrying.

Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia Always looks like she might go down but never does

Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises

Chelsea - Rachel Stevens Every bit looks good from all angles. But what is she doing with that prick

Everton - Barbara Windsor Been laughing at those t*ts so long we forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good

Fulham - Andrea Corr Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with fame

Leicester City - Patsy Palmer Generally a bit crap and second rate really, but some people like her

Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee Dirty Lee

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn’t work when put together.

Man City - Madonna Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars. Nice new home though

Man United - Jordan Dominated by t*ts. Screwed by Dwight Yorke. Quite repulsive really

Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to speak of.

Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though.

Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde On the face of it a has-been but you’re quite interested in what she’s going to do next

Southampton - Kylie Minogue Sometimes you feel sorry for them, they’re not huge and you’ve got a bit of a soft spot.

Tottenham - Joan Collins Used to look good, but living on past glories.

Additional one more…

West Ham - Britney Spears Been threatening to go down for the last few years, but finally did it this year.

John O’Shea The Goalkeeper. O’Shea vs Tottenham.

Mido Wallpaper #1
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Photo Credits: Adrian Dennis/AFP/Getty Images
Info: Tottenham Hotspur’s Mido celebrates after heading a late equaliser against Arsenal during the Carling Cup semi-final second leg match at The Emirates Stadium in London 31 January 2007.

Paul Robinson Wallpaper #1
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Author: Football-Wallpapers.com
Photo Credits: ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP/Getty Images
Info: Tottenham Hotspur’s goalkeeper Paul Robinson clears the ball during the match against Fulham during the Premiership football match at Craven Cottage in London 20 January 2007. The game ended 1-1.

Robbie Keane Wallpaper #1
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Info: A Robbie Keane brace was not enough to give Tottenham the three points against Liverpool.